Strangelove

I found nothing redeemable about gta4. i really tried too. its so weird that i could so heavily dislike such a highly praised game. Its really not like me. When it comes to games, im not too hard to please, yet everything in gta4 just felt boring and wrong.

I write really crappy poetry. I just wait till a sentence pops into my head, i write it down, then i try to come up with things to build off that. i also never rhyme. I dislike rhymes heavily.

French roast, baby. I like my coffee like i like my women: dark and bitter.

Must be all those timed dlc exclusives.

Vice city is by far my favorite gta. I love the 80s aesthetic and music. I also find the dialogue to be hilarious. Bikes were also awesome. I love the city and i like tommy. Gta4 is a pile of shit. The game is essentially a humorless cunt in every sense of the word. A boring humorless cunt.

She claims that he didnt know the value of money because hes eleven. That he didnt know it cost money to buy all that stuff... But look at him, hes like a super jew. Thats impossible.

The javelin is pretty cool once you upgrade it. It kills almost anyone in one hit if you shock them afterwards and turn them on fire. to be honest, i dont really use most of the weapons in either dead space. Im not very good at the game so i stick with the plasma cutter and the pulse rifle....or whichever weapon is most like a shotgun.

Ha. I work at sbc. Weird.

Im a barista. the first thing ill do when i get to work is get 4 shots of espresso. Ill drink that with a bit of milk and sugar. then i drink another 4 shots at lunchtime. i also drink coffee every morning when i dont work. i love espresso. It reminds me of the days i used to do coke. Except less seedy.

Ugh. The new site does not play well with my phone. The shit on the right appears and dissappears. It just keeps doing it. Its fucking pointless. I guess i wont be posting for a while then.

If i ever get stuck during a gta game its certainly because it was a racing mission. I hated them. Either take them out or make them easier.

Im Still Here. i thought it was hilarious.

Games are 60 dollars, man. People cant afford to take a risk on something new.

I lost 40ish pounds using wii fit...and running.

The weird thing is that the article hasnt been delted. It still exists and you can comment on it. All they did was change the title to be less douchey and hid it from the front page. I dont blame them. I think this was the worst article ive ever seen on kotaku. It was useless, pointless, not really game related, and it was just dickish.

Luke is being a super douche today. Damn.

I connected easily last night, at least to the na part of it. It was almost frighteningly fast really.

The gloves are also fucking ridiculous. Its like someone threw the original costume in a blender.

God, why is this new cpstume so awful? i dont mind the mask or colors, hell i think the texture of it looks pretty cool, but the red lines are all icky. Like hes wearing some kind of tacky biker suit. I dunno. I just dont see the point of messing with those parts of the costume and not the rest. They should have done an entire reimagining instead of just adding weird shaped lines everywhere.

Ctr is my favorite kart racer. Mario kart be damned.

I dont think art is defined by what is a necessity and what isnt. I also dont think it needs to be specific of one or several elements. A game made up of music, art graphics, voiceacting, animation, writing, and countless other arts doesnt make it art? I cant say i agree with that. Then again, i dont really define art or try to in any way. The jersey shore is art as far as im concerned and mulholland dr. Is so boring and nonsensical that i wish others didnt call it art. im also crazy. I guess its all black and white to me. Either everything is art or nothing is art. No one has the right or privilege to tell a person what they do is or isnt art when even art as is defined by others changes every day. I dare say no one knows what art really is. Its all opinion and no truth. Sometimes the artist doesnt view what they do as art yet everyone else does. Nothing really makes sense.

Anyone reccomend me get silent hill from the psone classics section? How does it hold up? i played re2 last year and the graphics and gameplay were still decent enough to actually finish it. Is this the case with silent hill or did it age badly?

I have about 100 dvds and about 20 blurays. Yup. Thats about it.

Well ac1and gta4 are both terrible games. I think theyre pretty bad. Gta4 isnt just bad for a gta game, its just bad. theyre just both really boring games with pretty much no redeeming gameplay qualities. Gta4 has good graphics and voiceacting. ac1 has great graphics and kristen bell. thats about it.

Yeah, the first assassins creed is terrible. As far as this gen goes, ac1 and gta4 are probably the two games i bought and was most dissapointed in. To be quite honest, theyre possibly the only two bad games ive ever bought on ps3.