Strangelove

Id hit it. Respectfully, strangelove

17 dollars? Did you get a blowjob and a small bag of popcorn with that? I hope so.

http://kotaku.com/comment/36644905/ I hope i didnt overreact. He either hates blacks or poor innercity people. Equally prejudiced really.

Youre just jealous because your face doesnt smell like chocolate chip cookies all the time.... Even if you ate them yesterday.

Homely.

You know aborigines use boomerangs for hunting right? why don't they just use a gun? I can take a few guesses. Guns are harder to make than Boomerangs. Boomerangs dont use ammo. Boomerangs dont make it so that you have to eat around the bullet. Im guessing here, but those are some reasons. Well if those are all problems, why not just use spears? I imagine theyre a lot easier to use than boomerangs.

You know aborigines use boomerangs for hunting right? why don't they just use a gun?

Sorry for this weaboo moment, but in ff8 the gunblade makes sens....in ff8. pulling the trigger vibrates the blade with a shockwave to increase damage. Kind of like those vibratin knives they use to cut meat on infomercials. Dont get me wrong, its a stupid weapon, but at least theres some reasoning and explanation for it in its own universe.

Also any jrpg that has a sword and a gun as weapons for separate characters. Why would you go with a sword when you can just blast fools? Either make up some story that guns dont exist in your universe or take them out of the game. Assholes.

Any game with a boomerang. FF13 comes to mind, but tons of other games have boomerangs as weapons. you hit anything with a boomerang and its not going to come back. and yeah it probably hurts to get hit with a really fast boomerang, but youre not going to kill monsters with it, you jerk.

Hahaha. Same here. I played a bunch of really good jrpgs to the point where i naively assumed all jrpgs were good....then along came saga frontier. it looked so good too. Great art style and good music....the game itself blew buttloads of chunks of asshole though. I really didnt see it coming.

Brawl was the first suoer smash bros game i ever owned. I used to play the original at my cousins house all the time. Its a fun series, but the fighting game elitist in me cant help but laugh at people who take it seriously. I guess if lady gags music can be deep, so can smb.

Ive never played a tales game so i dont get what the big deal is.

Saga frontier or azure dream. This was during my preteen years when i started like jrpgs. These two ampened my spirits for years to come.

I used ie for a long time, then once i got my own pc i switched to firefox. Then firefox started getting all slow and shit so i switched to chrome. I like chrome a lot. Has a lot of the same features that firefox has, but a lot neater and cleaner. Also, unlike ff, chrome can play videos withouting making them skip. On my phone i use dolphin. I like it a lot better than the browser that came on my phone by default.

Im kind of in the dark on this. Can you link me to something here?

Ive only ever visited kotaku, but i just found out that joystiq has an android app. I wish fucking kotaku would put some effort into a fucking app. I love apps on my phone. Then again kotakus mobile site is useless as fuck. Doesnt load earlier comments, takes out most pictures, cant watch videos, and finally, you can log into your account to comment.

Has kotaku changed yet? Im viewing it on my android phone and its still the same. Thank god.

http://kotaku.com/comment/36549396/ They still dont know im trolling...or that im talking about Halo. Feels good, man.

Turns out you can kill the regenerator in ds2. Theres a fan or something you can throw him into. Also, isaac was done so well as a character. Just a bunch of likable things: hes middleaged, not very attractive but not ugly either, he actually emotionally progresses as the game keeps going, he can be charming without being too cocky, and despite how bleak ds2 is, theres still a shred of humor in it as fighting necromorphs becomes the norm. Ds2 gets less scary as you go on because you keep fighting more and more necromorphs, but isaac also gets more confident in his ability to kill them and deal with shit. In that way hes actually more relatable than when he didnt speak. You progress with him.

Maybe its because i wasnt a pc nerd or went out and got an xbox for halo, but im not married to bioware and the way they do shit. i played kotor on my friends xbox and it sas awesome, but every bioware ggame since then has been the same. It has the same characters but in different settings and with different names. I cant believe bioware keeps making the same game(s) for a decade and no one calls them on it because they add a little thing or two sometimes. Yet call of duty and halo are repetitive messes and people are stupid for buying the same game every year. i dont uunderstand this double standard. Im not even saying theres anything wrong with it since i loved dragon age, cant wait to get my hands on mass effect 2 and am definitely going to get dragon age 2. i just dont give a shit if theyy drastically change their decade old system. Either way is good for me.

How old are you? If youre in high school or your first year of college you can wear a hat or cap as your gimmick. like fred durst...or those hipster douchebags that wear berets.

Well i guess gawker forgot that they also have mobile versions of their websites....since io9 just doesnt have one anymore.

Hollis mason's death is the best scene in the film. Its probably one of my favorite scenes in film ever. Its great.

Has anyone actually seen the theater version? Ive only seen the directors cut but i heard the one released in theaters cut out so much that it made the entire film really confusing and empty.... Moreso for those who didnt like the directors cut either. Supposedly theyre two different films.