Jump to content

Waldorf and Statler

Members
  • Posts

    3,535
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    55

Everything posted by Waldorf and Statler

  1. jesus Ethan. Calm down. It'll get better. lol
  2. Just watched the trailer. Let's be honest with ourselves. This needed more Bolin. BOLIN. WHEN IT COMES TO OUR HEARTS. YOU WIN.
  3. Hybrids are for minorities and old ladies. Real men have bananas. B A N A N A S
  4. I spent too much time on making my char business suits and getting the right reading glasses.
  5. Lion with glasses? Shit I need to get rid of more of my neighbors. I got rid of the monkey. Now I gotta get rid of the pig, the dog, the sheep and the goat. The pink orangutan lady, the bunny and the zebra/horse are ok in my book. Those are my bros. And female equivalent. Fem-bros.
  6. Man I really want that new Neil Gaiman novel. I'll go ahead and wait till next month since my luxury cash is tight as it is.

  7. The Conjuring. That high rating on Rotten Tomatoes isn't a fluke, it really is a very well done horror movie, It didn't break any established ideas, in fact it used some of the more popular horror movie themes and topics, but did it very effectively. The fact these people actually exist and have a history of cases makes it even more interesting as the director has expressed desire to make it into a franchise if done correctly. Just like with Insidious there's a point in the movie it turns into one of those Ghostbusters shows on TV, but they do it very effectively where it still is quite creepy all around. The jump scares weren't over-utilized as a sense of creepiness and horror was used as the primary driving force. Very well done. By far one of the better horror movies I have seen since Sinister. And this is better than Sinister and Insidious combined.
  8. It comes out September. I refuse to watch that trailer anytime soon. And by that I mean till tomorrow at the earliest.
  9. I was like that with DMC. The fans were especially whiny because the guys of Ninja Theory specifically said "we welcome everybody who is willing to give us a try but we don't care for whiners" which of course caused these fans to insult the ever living hell about the character designs and every little difference in gameplay. All of a sudden the game was 30 fps and they feel that is an irredeemable change.
  10. No I never read it but my understanding is this followed the manga closely. I might be missing some info but I already have enough mangas on my plate, don't wanna have to read another. And I think I might have now gotten the "DESU DESU bitches" from the Yu Gi Oh abridged movie.
  11. Peaches?! PEACHES?! All jokes aside I already have peaches but I have other foreign fruits. You're welcome to visit my town whenever and get some of them. I'll add you later and give you my FC.
  12. Well at least he'll be in ONE good show.
  13. Then why would we visit you? We don't need useless people who can't scratch our backs. GET OUT OF MY FACE.
  14. I'm gonna choke you desu I finished the Hellsing Ultimate OVA's yesterday. The show could've been better without the random, apparently necessary in most anime, funny badly animated cutaway jokes. Alucard is the ultimate OP mofo. edit: also that anime, based on the opening alone, might be the line I won't cross into moe/josei territory.
  15. The winner takes all. It's the thrill of one more kill. The last one of FAAAAAAALL. WILL NEVER SACRIFICE THEIR WILL *drums*

  16. Yeah nothing has been confirmed. And let's be completely honest, chances are they'll stretch books 4 and 5 into 2-3 seasons. By making it follow a chronological order they should be able to do quite a lot, the issue will be how long it'll take to see certain events happen to certain characters. I mean look at this season. Jesus how many episodes happened with Jon Snow doing absolute shit, and when they finally got to him he'd be a riding a horse or playing wildling poker, or geting a wildling loan so he can buy real estate on the other side of the wall to live with Ygritte. It'd be hard at first, what with her pregnant and carrying twins, but they'd make it work. He'd go hunting everyday and bring some meat for dinner, she'd stare at him and notice he brought the wrong meat and say "Jon Snow you DO know nothing" as he looks at the camera and raises his arms in a "that's me!" fashion while the audience laughs. Oh what good times.
  17. People still care about what Yahtzee has to say?
  18. I think you should rename it the Korrew
  19. Yeah I understand they had planned it as one season, but they ended the season TOO neatly to the point it was boring. Deus Ex Avatar. Aang took so long to become OP, she did it thanks to the help of all the avatars.
  20. She didn't want to be 1-up'd by the 13 colonies.
  21. England legalized gay marriage with the queen's approval. I guess nobody told her it wasn't that kind of "teabag"

    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. deanb

      deanb

      "But Cameron, ever since Phillip and I got married the sex has always been the same, why does that have to be put in law?"

    3. deanb

      deanb

      royal assent btw. Which you can likely fashion some kind of joke from.

    4. Waldorf and Statler

      Waldorf and Statler

      Sounds like a move where the ass is lifted up as a crown and the head of the penis is inserted.

  22. Adam Sandler had his time, and it was early 90's to early 2000's. That's a 15+ years span where he was the king. Then he started to hang out with Kevin James and David Spade. NOBODY. NOBODY. Recovers from hanging out with David Spade.
  23. If I won the lottery. All jokes aside I would treat myself. Buy myself a sweet car. A modest sized fancy apartment with great decorations. And 20 hookers to stomp on my testicles as the Batman theme song plays in my dolby surround sound 5.1
  24. Continuing on Will Smith and his children: FUCK OFF WILL SMITH. I don't care how talented you swear your kids are, they aren't. Your wife had ONE good movie, you don't cum greatness. Similarly your kid was good at ONE movie, and your daughter hasn't had her one good song yet. This means your wife oozes a one-hit wonder and it overpowers your greatness. After Earth was bad and you should feel bad. WHY. WHYYYYYYYY. Would you ask for Shyamalan specifically? I know you wanted the movie to be your kid's magnum opus but it only ended up being your kid's giant turd. Also Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler makes great movies. They are hilarious as they are endearing. Mike and Jay agree with me.
×
×
  • Create New...