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Waldorf and Statler

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  1. NO. YOU'RE SHITTING ME. WAS SHE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  2. Humans? Is that contagious? No. No it's not
  3. I WANNA GET DOWN ON MY KNEES! AND PLEASE JEEEEEEEESUS!
  4. you've ruined it. with a god damn horse
  5. COME WITH ME. ALEX HEAT. IN A WORLD OF PURE EXASPERATION FOR THEM HORSE LOVING MEN IN THEIR 40'S!
  6. The tears of bronies please me.
  7. I don't know if she screams tsundere but she at least screams that serious monotone girl found in most anime harems. And yeah Ethan, we're all in the "Korra is a stupid girl and didn't realize how good she could've had it with Bolin"
  8. Porn made him forget about daddy issues. Right before he hung himself. So yeah there's no point I guess to what I'm saying. And no I'm not kidding I do have a friend who hung himself and had the exact situation I'm describing in an inappropriate way.
  9. I have a friend who didn't know his father and had a loving mother who can apparently afford a big ass house while being a stay-at-home mom. He discovered porn.
  10. Toy Story 3 would have been better if Andy had packed up the toys and put them in the attic/basement like every single fucking guy who is at that age would do. Then not open them up for 40+ years until your kids find it and you're all "oh my god these old things! I remember them!"
  11. Christian Toy Story is best kind of Toy Story. You've got a friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiend in me! You've got a friiiiiieeeeeeee i- Kid! Kid! Where are you putting me?? Come back! Please! Also I am reminded me of that scene of Walk Hard. Priest: Your music is one that comes straight from hell itself! Dewey: It's a song about holding hands! Priest: You know who else has hands?! THE DEVIL. AND HE USES THEM TO HOLD THINGS.
  12. America chose Grown Ups 2 over Pacific Rim. And seeing trailers for the Smurfs 2: Electric Bluegaloo, and the fact there's a second one, I can see why

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    2. Baconrath

      Baconrath

      I used to think they'd make sequels only if the first movie was good and then Spy Kids had to go prove me wrong.

    3. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      Slight modification only: they make sequels if the first one was /profitable/.

    4. FMW

      FMW

      I'm going to Pacific Rim in 4 hours! I'm very excited!

  13. nah havent touched the game in a while. Might again eventually.
  14. Finished Unlimited Blade Works. I was hoping it would go more into the intro stuff to see if I could just watch FZ with my friends then make them watch this, but they expect you to be completely familiar with all the characters and what happens in the Fate arc because they diverge quickly and expect you to just go with it, with no character intros whatsoever. I'm glad I ended up watching this, though I still think the Saber x Shiro relationship of Fate is the sweetest out of that one and Tohsaka. We'll have to see once the Heaven's Feel anime comes out how that one is, since that seems to be the favorite. I'm also glad I watched this because the fights ended up being more badass but holy shit what they did to Ilya and Lancer. Lancer specifically transformed from hated character who kind of redeemed himself, to manly tears motherfucker. I still think FSN is kind of.... how to put it nicely..... crap compared to FZ. It's too stereotypical anime shonen stuff. Fate wasn't as much but that just felt like a harem with a cool plot. Unlimited Blade Works, while the fights are fucking superb, made Shiro into TOO much of a badass all of a sudden. What the fuck. That was my main issue with UBW, everything else [preferring the Saber relationship a given] was better, and I assume introductions and details weren't skipped in the VN so I can't hold it against a 1 hour 46 film vs a 3-4+ hour VN.
  15. Nothing quite scares you like a random knock on the door on the apartment next to you. I have no visitors at night and the screams to open or they'll kill the person are not directed at me,but it's still frightening.

    1. CorgiShinobi

      CorgiShinobi

      I dunno, I think I'd be pretty chill. Just tell them you're not home and that you're a robot.

    2. Waldorf and Statler

      Waldorf and Statler

      I AM A ROBOT. THIS IS A RECORDED MESSAGE. IGNORE MICROWAVE BEEPS.

  16. The more you say desu the more I expect you to say Kawaii. Either ways decided to remove the stick from my ass with FSN and I'm currently downloading the Unlimited Bladeworks movie for 2 reasons: 1. Just watched the 40+ minutes intro episode of Zero. HOLY SHIT. I don't know if it gets lost in the original FSN novel, but FZ is fucking straight up badass great quality seinen anime. Since the original FSN anime follows the Blade route I assume the other two routes are much better since they're more well loved, so I'll give UBW a try after I finish zero and eventually will watch the Heaven's Feel one. Since Sakura doesn't look as unattractive in the anime as she does in the visual novel. Plus seeing these supposed epic battles in actual animation instead of reading "ZING BANG BOOM CRASH OH MY GOD IT'S SO EPIC IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE" while a shaking image is in the background might be good. 2. I read a somewhat spoiler of who Archer is. Never considered that by only following one path I wouldn't get the whole story derp.No wonder Archer gave such good advice to Shirou.
  17. Yeah I've been temporarily stuck until I can find better fucking armor, but the spawn chance of a chest with armor is fucking low so I'm rage quitting till he hopefully increases the rate or something.
  18. Started watching Black Cat. It's been 3 episodes and Sven is already the best character in the whole show. edit: maybe I was hoping too much for the show but it started out very promising like a modern Cowboy Bebop and went downhill fast. Anybody have any recommendations on anime with a father/daughter relationship? I've been eating those up since Clementine, Marceline and Ellie.
  19. I feel like they're trying too hard to be bad to the point it's not genuine. I love the original story though.
  20. nevermind I assumed it was your doing as a mod haha. The pacific rim thread change.
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