D-K

glad i'm not the only aspiring misanthrope... i mean farmer. yeah. Oh you'll never find a more convinced misanthrope than me, I'm even keeping the "Wife" slot optional. The kid is a given, because I'm a narcissist and I'd love a little me running around, insulting the intelligence of the local wildlife, questioning my authority when he feels he's got a point, psycho-analyzing the clueless kids at school.. Oh I'd be an awesome dad Also I find the profession of farmer oddly noble and enlightened as opposed to a job based on, and supported by, mass consumerism. Mostly it's because I just hate people, though.

I recently dl'd and played Full Throttle, also dl'd Grim Fandango and Monkey island, although I haven't played those yet. I love point and click ever since Sesamsy Street: Find the Alphabet and Freddy Fish. I generally enjoy the web-based flash escape-this-facility games as well.

You have the worst nickname in that list. You mentioned 20:00 gmt, now I'm not good with time, so how does that work out for me? would that roughly be around 20:00 here too?

I loved phantasy stargames, yet I've never owned one. Weird. Took it from work, played it, brought it back (repeat x4) but never bought it. Yeah i worked in a store that lets employees take whatever they want after closing, as long as they bring it back before opening, only to sell it as a new product. Take that, society! (most large chains do this, actually)

The change in combat allows me to purchase this game as well. I skipped the first one because I like to actually control my character and stab shit, not clicking stuff to death. I now finally have my RPG-heavy action RPG. Huzzah! With this and ME2 in januari, I'm probably good on story for a while. I'm not much for shooters, but I'm willing to make an exception for MEII having seen everybody hype it 7 ways from sunday.

I have plans involving a farm too. No neighbours, a forest and river nearby, lots of animals and no people. My country subsidizes people who build self-sufficient homes, so I could probably make it work. I'd grow my own food, use solar cells and a water turbine, bunch of cats, dogs, goats and chickens and a yard facing west so I can walk out of my house nakes each morning while the sun rises on D-K junior. Wife, a kid, fisherprice swingset, the whole 9 yards. Life as a hermit.. awesome.

I'm thinking of starting the MP as well, wanted to give it a try. If anyone feels like stabbing D-K in the face; PSN= Yeoung

at least 10 people in any random italian film speak to fishes at some point. It's not really all that uncommon.

Suggestion: While I agree that the OP should do a round-up (eventually) it might interest you to know that in your settings you can up your posts-per-page limit. For example, I only have 5 pages in this thread. Less page-loads when catching up, less page-loads when finding older comments.

4 rainbow suspenders out of the standard velocity of an unladen swallow. Points deducted for motionless mouthgrass

Save us, Oh mighty sugarfree Crest!

Save us, Oh mighty Crest!

Just check your bunedoggle noti's periodically. I'm sure there's a lot of "LOL" in there.. That, or develop narcissism.

Such insolence.. Reported, sir.

I was in the Snes camp, bought it with my brother off the back of a truck for 50-, To this day it is my favourite console, favourite library, favourite medium (cartridge) and favourite controller. Zelda LTTP, Turtles in Time, Street Fighter Turbo 2, Total Carnage, Ren and Stimpy Timewarp, Mortal Kombat II, Bubsy, the list goes on and on. Total Carnage was the first speed/zero death run I ever attempted. Never succeeded though, Total Carnage is ridiculously hard. SMW was the first game where I unlocked all secrets/alternate exits + Star road. Zelda was the first game I put 50+ hours in, no walkthroughs. I love the Snes, and I'll be buying one again very soon.

Jealous of my Youtubular prowess, eh Smooves? I don't blame you, frankly I was impressed with me myself.

Do you question my logic!?

Ethans pic probably scared it off.

5/5 for accurate depiction of homelyness

I am shocked that you would accuse me of such a thing. Shocked! (was gonna include a bananapenis pic but this is not Vegas..)

Scanner's at my brother's house, I'm getting it back in a couple of days, will contribute.

Oh wow that is just wrong..

I think it's actually most offensive that you meant no offense by that remark. Good show, I say!

"Jaws drop as C hoez' brother makes an unexpected appearance" Dun dun dun..

I just now saw "Hyperbole and a half" for the first time and I like it. Good link.