MagicMagicPony

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Oh my god "ripple pump" sounds wonka-esque

We can't help that almost all our posts are gold.

oh what giftcard do you have

Oh I got that guy too. I didn't finish it though. I never played the first one anyway.

some asshole with a screenhead shows up and more or less says "duh this is stupid let's GO TO MY CRAZY GAME WORLD"

err yeah but it just recycled the characters and then shit on their heritage

moffie loss?

Oh, I wish I could, broham. You have no idea how happy I would have been to have another banjo game.

Moffie?

There will be blowjays

Oh man if jizz tasted like this...

I do not care if it tastes more like regular dr pepper because that tastes like crap as well

I decided to get a soda but the only diet coke they have is in a bottle and fuck that I want a can. The only diet sodas in cans are Dr Pepper and that can go straight to hell but none of the machines would take my dollar so I had to go BORROW a nice dollar and they were like "Why didn't you use the change machine" and I was like "...the wha?" so I went back over to the machines and BEHOLD! There is a change machine! I did not see it before because some old hens were leaning on it. So I shushed them away and got a dollar coin and tl;dr I got a vanilla A&W cream soda and holy fuck it is so good where has this been my whole life?

I was going to go get coffee and maybe a snack but they closed the gd cafeteria early. WHAT AM I TO DO?!

crap we have a lot of dan/dave/davids around here

Chew this was just laying around, I think it is yours

yeah, wtf

if c hoes is a hipster, I am king of france

sounds spanish El Yañtelópe-o

it is not so much opposites attracting as having so much chemistry that you do not care about the other things

tilapia

I know nothing about it. Please educate me

I am totes buying one

says the homely member