Commander Shepard

I present you with Spiritual Warfare. Fact: You are not a guy in a suit of armor. Fact: You toss fruit at sinners. Fact: It is a Christian game, made by Wisdom Tree, not licensed by Nintendo. Fact: The title of the game could be a Call of Duty Sequel.

I can see it now: Boss: Quick! We're having a sale on some FPS games, we need a picture of soldiers to go with it! Underling: Well, rather than just feature the box art or something from the games, let's just grab a picture of soldiers from a different game! Boss: Brilliant! I smell promotions in your future!

How about some MANDATORY, UNSKIPPABLE, SLOW-AS-MUD TUTORIAL STAGES. ESPECIALLY EVERYTIME YOU SELECT NEW GAME, EVEN NEW GAME+! *mouth foam*

Have Kevin run around a hotel and powerslide into "enemies" to defeat them, while gathering random items and avoiding flying suitcases, all while waiting for an elevator to take you to the next level!

Though, one of the big killers for the Sega CD and 32X was the fact that the Sega Saturn was being released in Japan and soon crossing the bridge to the United States. The life span for these behemoth attachments did not even last an entire year. Gamers that followed news knew not to throw away their money on these expensive peripherals in favor of the new console, as well as news from Sega on the Neptune, which was the 32X being it's own console (rather than feeding off the body and soul of the Genesis), though this console was scrapped.

Note the exact same scar on the left eye.

Monty Python. A series and collection of movies that drew many people into English comedy and television. It spawned quite a number of games, but would you ever consider Monty Python's Flying Circus to be a platformer?

What say we go back to my place and play with my Wii.

All wings report in! Switching to All Range Mode! Fox, get this guy off me! Pretty smooth flying, Fox! Enemy shields analyzed! Location confirmed, sending supplies! Cocky little freaks! and the list goes on.

More so, Captain McTavish aka "Soap" from Modern Warfare 2.

It'sa me, Maaaaaaaaariiiiiioooooooooooooo! Let'sa gooooooo!

So I load up Steam to check out today's sales and lo' and behold I come across this. First person to spot what is wrong wins a cookie. but with game companies pitching sales and whatnot, post those ads that make it seem like companies have no idea what they are selling or are just being lazy.

WARNING: STREET FIGHTER JOKES AHEAD Akuma: What say we go back to my place and LP+LP+F+LK+HP if you know what I mean. ALSO: Ryu: My friends call me Hadouken because I am Down Right Fierce.

Only if you get caught, amirite? (Channel Ed McMahon here) Besides, I can't help but use images to add context. Also, for more minority fun, every GTA since GTA3. The Italians, the Japanese Yakuza, and the list goes on.

Oh Street Fighter, because whenever you think of an African American fighter, how can you not think of Mike Tyson (insert Punch Out joke here)

Elite Beat Agents

RELOAD! RELOAD! RELOAD! RELOAD! RELOAD! RELOAD! RELOAD! (interchange with House of the Dead/Time Crisis/Area 51/etc)

and no, it's not a DDR clone, of all things. It consists of random mini games to earn money, ranging from "Where's Waldo"-like puzzles, to knock offs of Bejeweled. The only dancing aspect of the game is at the end, which is like an EBA knock off, only done worse in the fact there is no real music, the hit detection doesn't always work, and it doesn't even feature the major songs from Dirty Dancing.

Don't know how to pick up woman! I'll show you my Immovable Rod if you show me your Portable Hole. Also, upon getting said woman.

Back in the day, traded in my NES for a Sega Genesis that included the first Sonic the Hedgehog game along with Streets of Rage 1 and 2. The weird thing was the controller that came with the console was broken, and only the A (or maybe C, one of the two) button worked. The first game I tried that evening was Streets of Rage 2 and because only one button worked, I could only do the Superattack that drained health per use, so I thought the trick of the game was to kite the baddies around to be able to pummel them all with the superattacks to maximize life. Oh how unto the next day, when I woke up and started reading the manual did I learn that there were OTHER moves and came to the conclusion the controller was broken, which I eventually got swapped for a working one. Oh happy times.

Good to say in any situation. Any situation.

Ludicrous Speed, go! Because Light speed is too slow, and the best way to self-destruct. Thank you for pressing the Self Destruct button. (Links changed because someone decided to disable embedded linking)

Mass Effect My Ass Saving Stuff, Everyone Freaks, Forsake Escaping Council, Triumph.

I will respectfully disagree and say Solid Snake > Sam Fisher because at least Snake could more easily fight his way out of alert than Fisher. Also, I rate the above as 18 Hangars out of 30 Megadeths.

I'm surprised back the lack of Trans-Siberian Orchestra in this thread. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbFyqWmKj50