TheMightyEthan

It's not handhelds in general that Amazon US didn't stock, it's Nintendo stuff at launch. Nintendo and Amazon have a weird relationship, and they didn't carry the Wii U at launch either.

lol, well neither is whoever wrote that for the Huff Post, but I think the part about "under special measures for immediate sentencing" at least heavily implies that it's referring to new convictions.

Emphasis added. Yeah, I have no problem with arresting a bunch of people, provided they have adequate evidence to support it.

Just because the rest of the world is a bunch of savages doesn't mean AMERICA should follow suit!

Yeah, seriously, it's like they were like "Wii U was already a terrible and confusing name, but I think we can do worse..."

I'm not saying it doesn't make any sense why you would want to do those things, but Jesus Christ, convicting and sentencing people to years in prison within a couple of days of their arrest? How could they possibly have had an adequate opportunity to defend themselves?

I will not buy anything on the eShop until they implement a proper account system.

Yeah, I recently learned they have the 5th largest military budget in the world, which blew my mind.

What doesn't include the game? The MM 3DS? That's bizarre...

Even stranger: that has apparently been Nintendo's practice for their handhelds everywhere other than the US since the DS days.

That would be something to care about if it weren't for the fact that Majora's Mask is a terrible game.

Wow, apparently France is even more willing to go full-on police state at the drop of a hat than the US is... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/14/france-terror-crackdown_n_6469726.html

I almost want to click it...

I think assuming the focus is the NA market is fair, since it's specifically a North American Nintendo Direct. I agree with you though that most people probably don't care to watch it live anyway (I sure don't).

I will ban you.

I love it when games do that. Playing Captain Toad I thought I'd finished it (credits rolled and everything) and went "that's it?", only for it then to unlock Episode 2, which is just as many levels as Episode 1. After finishing Episode 2 I was like "that was a good game" only for Episode 3 to unlock!

3DS Advance sounds good to me.

First the Wii U, now this, it's like Nintendo is intentionally trying to make people not realize it's a new console.

Well they were doing something right, cause I cried like 12 times during that movie.

You missed a double-ess-aye.

Here's the thing: even if it wasn't out of context, and it was as terrible as it looks at first glance, it still doesn't justify murdering them.

I was never interested in The Swapper until you compared it to Event Horizon just there.

The big thing I've picked up on is FUCKING HULKBUSTER YEAH! *Edit* - Also gratuitous ass shots of Black Widow.

Aren't we on both sides of the Mississippi?

Was he still using the blue one at that point?