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Not at all. Being gay implies a general (though not for everyone) inclination towards anal sex. The sphincter is normally closed, which can make it pretty damn hard to get a cock in. So through the use of foreplay, such as fingering or rimming, the fifth Olympic ring relaxes and opens.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=au.com.tinmangames.ff.botz.android I've crowed about this on most places might as well throw it up here too. If you're sick of games with IAPs and flabby wings and such then this is 69p, It's a pretty great digital remake of the old school Fighting Fantasy books. Probably plays best on tablets, but I've a Note and it's fine. It does have text scaling and such. Virtual dice too:

From colleague: Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world? Because it keeps Dublin.

I bet if they hadn't outlawd gay people they'd have had someone able to show them how to get the ring to open.

Yes, over 80 is over over 75.

Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed!

He's Soviet bear on CO but he's not actually Russian, Serbian. Maritan would be the Russian resident of the forum.

I claim this thread in the name of Deanonia

The bonus is we have other unofficial ones to choose from; Still, nothing wrong with a bit of God Save the Queen/King. Not like any other national anthem gives you a 50:50 chance of Sex Pistols.

It's hardly like one of the most globally recognised brands in the world hasn't done the whole "hey, multi-ethnic stuff cos we're global" adverts in...the '70s.

I'm playing Dungeon Keeper 2. Pretty fun, think I'm a fair way through it but the map ain't exactly straight forward. I don't remember getting this far before, though it's been an age since I played it due to incompatibilities (even took GoG a fair while to eventually patch it to actually run beyond the Bullfrog logo*). Pretty much only issue is being kinda old it's 4:3 only so lose half the screen, some old-fashioned controls too but only really applies to using Possess spell. *Which is kinda bullshit given that's their supposed USP...or at least was, they seem to be jumping on the new indie game bandwagon at the moment.

Yup, pretty good. Plenty of "phrasing" and some "will they won't they" from Archer and Lana. And as you'll be pleased to hear, next episode they're out the house again.

Monopoly Quick Cash It's terrible. It's meant to be for kids but the rules are quite hard to follow (I think there may be an issue of reconciling Monopoly rules adult's know with the kiddie rules), it comes with a "Cash machine" that you pop a credit card in and it spits out money and chance...slips (essentially Chance is replaced on the board with "cash machine"). It ends when someone goes bankrupt, which was my little brother who didn't even get around the board once. We continued on anyway but it fell apart when we realised we'd gone where the rules weren't built to follow. I much prefer the Junior Monopoly of my youth that was just regular monopoly but set at a fair ground with cheaper prices.

Picked a foldable bike since space is somewhat limited. It's mainly to get me started back on fitness track, works out about 4 months of gym membership, so not the priciest of bikes. As and when it arrives housemeates have permission to make use of it, just gotta hope some of my friends that have a habit of dicking about with things they shouldn't don't touch it.

Spent all day organising my spices. Where does the thyme go?

Yeah anyone that ever goes along the lines with "Xbox 360 didn't have blu-ray cos it's developed by Sony" seems to forget: It still came with DVD, which was developed by..*drumroll*..Sony & co The 360 chip uses prototype Cell architecture. Sony ain't exactly selling Linux Vaio's. PS3 can play WMA files Xbox Music is powered by Gracenote which is owned by...*drumroll*...Sony Xbox Video contians TV and shows from...Sony These companies are so huge and across so many industries that there's even the occasional case of them suing themselves (I think in Microsoft's case it was a near miss). Hence why really if discussing relations between the two on a console front it's Microsoft Hardware & Entertainment, and Sony Computer Entertainment. Incidentally HD-DVD wasn't anything to do with MS, it just was the HD format they chose. If they really had a horse in that race it wouldn't have been a half-hearted add-on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E0ZQdLZhio

Well as folks have pointed out, once you get the role you tend to do training:

So here's one that's kind just been at the back of my mind and someone just made the quote so here goes: In america do boxes of chocolates not come with the instructions? e.g Or am I just not seeing the deeper meaning in it and as Forrest is mentally retarded he didn't know to just look at the instruction and not get the really shitty chocolates (though he's American so not much choice there I guess )

I've never played the games so no idea if this follows along well. It's also the second Rainmaker game movie in the works too.

So the Thor films could have gone a bit differently http://imgur.com/a/fbL9k From what I understand of Hiddleston though he'd have been happy if he was just random Asgardian by-stander.

Trade in your PS3, get $100 towards an Xbox One at MS Stores. http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=760346 Also rumour is a cheaper blu-ray free Xbox One model is heading our way this year http://www.techspot.com/news/55499-xbox-one-in-2014-march-update-white-console-maybe-a-cheaper-model.html So if you're wanting an all-in-one entertainment solution, then Xbox One ain't really going to be what you want.