Mister Jack

Jesus Christ, I never realized just how overpowered Kratos is compared to everyone else in the beta.

If you have either a Playstation Plus account or a Playstation Vita, you can now download a beta for this game.

I'd say about 200 dollars.

Ash deserved that giant foot stomping even more now.

I never hated him, I just didn't think there was much to him for a while. He was a funny loser type and that was it. You know, this might be unintentional but it would explain why you rarely see him and Marceline onscreen together throughout the show. She can't bear to see him the way he is.

Yeah I read about that earlier. Real douchebag move.

Yeah I actually didn't realize for a while that the show is technically 11 minutes long. I mean, until you've watched it a while you think otherwise because they show you two, but the second one is always a rerun.

Next week's episode synopsis suggests that we're gonna get a big reveal regarding the history of Ooo.

Did anyone catch the new episode tonight? It really shed a lot of light on Marceline and the Ice King and was actually rather touching at some points.

Well Raiden is in there so you know. And they could maybe get away with using Big Boss even if that was the case, since they're not technically the same character do ho ho ho ho.

This is one time where I actually hope they pimp out a bunch of DLC characters. I'll buy it (unless it's more shit characters like Fat Princess). Having a game with a bunch of Playstation icons and not having Solid Snake in there is inexcusable.

I killed a floater once and in my next turn, I shit you not, it came back to life behind my squad who had just moved up past its corpse.

You can definitely tell that they're trying right away to correct some of the missteps from season 2, especially where Lori is concerned. And hey, for once Carl STAYED WHERE THE FUCK HE WAS TOLD TO STAY.

I think something in that vein, where the humans are like Independence Day and the aliens are like Mars Attacks, would be awesome.

Is it weird for me to say I would love to see this game become a movie? I just like the style they use where all the aliens are so cheesy and cliche but everyone in the story plays it completely straight as if they're dealing with Al Qaeda. Nowadays whenever a sci-fi movie uses aliens with stereotypical appearances and flying saucers it's done with a nod and a wink like they're saying "Yeah, we know it's goofy. We're not gonna take it seriously." The thing is, I WANT them to take it seriously. The cheese factor is so much more enjoyable to me when you can tell the people behind the film really put their heart and soul into trying to make little green men into something dramatic and meaningful. No leaning on the fourth wall or one-liners about how ironic it is. No. When those flying saucers come down with their death rays and start blowing up skyscrapers, you slowly remove your glasses, say "My god," and then you pick up that red phone and call the god damn president of the United States because damn it man, something must be done!

Well I beat the game.

So let me get an opinion from you guys. What's better, to launch satellites immediately even when every country is relatively low on panic or save them to give to a specific country once their panic rises above the others?

I saw Frankenweenie last night. While it's not quite Tim Burton's best film as a director (that would be either Edward Scissorhands or Pee-Wee's Big Adventure), it's still pretty enjoyable, especially if you have a fondness or at least an appreciation for old Universal monster movies.

Is that what they are? I have no clue who Neo-Umbrella even IS and I've beaten the three main campaigns now. I would say I want more details from the story but I honestly don't give a shit about the story in this game. The RE story was never exactly what I would call riveting but I could at least enjoy the cheesiness of it. This game's story just went way too far with it, though. I thought RE5 wrapped things up nicely but I guess as long as the game sells they'll keep making sequels. Oh, and Wesker having a son? Bullshit.