Mister Jack

Plus, if they don't want people using these sites they should make it easier to find something besides FUCKING PIDGEYS AND RATTATAS! I know the game needs easy starter pokemon but the Pidgey and Rattata population is completely out of control and needs to be culled.

Oh boy! Finally I can find something other than... Pidgey Pidgey Rattata Spearow Weedle Pidgey

I speculate that it'll be about the same size but the screen will take up more real estate on the unit.

Yeah, probably, but I'm kind of glad he did because this is hands down the funniest court transcript I have ever read in my life.

So Justin Roiland read an actual court transcript in the voices of Rick and Morty. Edit: The first version I posted had part of it cut out at the end. Here's the whole thing.

You said the same thing about Rick and Morty. You are missing out!

I binged the whole third season of Bojack Horseman last night. I had intended to spread it out but it sucked me in and I couldn't stop. This might be the best sitcom on television right now (well, when you include Netflix). It was pretty funny, but the thing about this show is that it gets pretty fucking real sometimes in some really depressing ways, but you still want to see where this character's trainwreck of a life is leading him.

Is immortality one of Wonder Woman's powers? Because if not then I'm confused by the timeline here. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk

Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! It sure took them long enough!

Has anyone seen or heard anything about wild Eeveelutions? If evolving is the only way to get them then they seem like a better stardust investment then some of the other mons where you can easily just catch a better one. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk

Finally got the platinum trophy for Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven. Back to Doom!

What's the matter, Ethan? You scared? I shouldn't be sharing this with a bunch of Mystic filth but just in case we have some Valor bros on here, here is a page for checking the server status in real time. It works for the US and the UK. http://ispokemongodownornot.com Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk

Just at my local Safeway. It was the third store I checked, though. CVS and Target didn't have any. I would have checked the Safeway first but I had stuff to do at CVS and Target anyway.

Explain yourselves, Mystic. #Valor4Life

Two cases for five dollars! Yum yum.

I can't imagine you wouldn't. The psp port of P3 added full control.

Who else has had that dilemma where you hit a pokemon with a pokeball, and then it just drops to the ground and doesn't move as if the poor thing suffocated inside the ball? Obviously it's a server thing, but this was the first Ghastly I've seen since the game launched and I don't know whether I should just leave the app open and wait several hours to see if the problem fixes itself when peak time is over or if there's no point and I should just kill the app and cut my losses.

I feel like if anything, they'll sell additional NES boxes with 30 different games loaded up on it. Nintendo Classic Mini 2 or whatever.

Have they actually given a price for this thing?

I've read that there are going to be "sponsored" pokestops where businesses will pay a small fee for every user to Niantic in exchange for being a "lure spot" or something like that. They haven't really finalized how it's going to work but one way or another they're going to be letting companies use Pokemon Go as a form of advertising.

Man someone put a lure down at the local Chick-Fil-A when I went there for lunch today and those things REALLY work.

The rural Pokemon experience.