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My copy arrived yesterday. Man, I just want to punch Arno in the fucking face every time he speaks. Worst. Assassin. Ever. And the characters not even having French accents really makes the game feel like it takes place in 1700's Britain. And then you run out to the streets and hear the French voices and you start feeling like it's Paris until a guard yells at you "Oye, U, m8! Stop!". Just a weird decision that breaks the immersion. So if I want to play with the Edward, Connor, or Ezio robes, I have to unlock them with Assassins Creed Initiates? Except when I login to that, there's nothing to fucking do. And it doesn't even recognize that I've played Black Flag or any other the other Assassins Creed games that I played with the same uplay account. Fucking uplay, man. WHY IS THERE FOUR DIFFERENT FUCKING CURRENCIES?! Jesus. What the hell are "Creed Points"? Also why wouldn't you call them Creed Credits? That makes more sense. Then we have Livres, Sync Points, and Helix Credits. This is stupid game design. Paris itself looks pretty but holy fuck this game performs like shit. Absolute shit. You're telling me, you can't get your current-gen exclusive, that launches 12 months after the console launch, to look better than your cross-gen game from the year before?!?!?!!? Also last night I downward free-ran off a building, and then I fell through the ground.

Why you gotta be like that?

Way to play right into Microsoft's hand.

The Walking Dead Season Two So many manly tears. I guess there's 5 different endings, some of them radically different than others, so I wonder where they're going to go from here? Also: no platinum trophy? C'mon Telltale, c'mon.

Via the PSN: Just the standard edition. Fuck bonus content that doesn't even have trophies. NO TROPHIES?! TO HELL WITH YOU.

I completely forgot about the bomber notebook, good call.

If they're changing anything I can 100% guarantee it'll be the save system. In the original you can do a hard save, which will erase all your progress and return you back to Day 1 with all the items (missing bombs, rupees, arrows, etc), or a quick save at an owl statue, but that will erase itself when you load. It would be cool if you could wear the fierce deity mask outside of the final boss fight. You could do it with Game Shark back in the day it was awesome.

Target Canada, brah. I think I read the US sale starts later?

Target has a B2G1 sale. I wish it was in a few weeks when DA:I, FC4, ACU, etc etc comes out but oh well. I picked up Walking Dead Season 2 on PS4, Rayman Legends on PS4, and Borderlands 2 on Vita. I wanted to pick up The Wolf Among Us PS4 but they didn't seem to have it, so I went with Borderlands which was a good call, so far it runs and looks great on Vita (granted I'm not too far into it), and controls great too, also it's PSTV compatible.

"Sick with the flu" yeah yeah right. I get "sick with the flu" after 10 tequila shots too.

Then go read a book, you nerd!

I disliked that there was essentially only 4 areas, and no connection between any of them, besides the sky area. You least that feeling of adventure you get when you go to Lake Hylia, Zora River, The Lost Woods, the snow mountain from TP, Zora's Domain, etc etc for the first time. I know Majora's Mask also had 4 areas 5 or 6 areas, but they were environments we hadn't seen in a 3D Zelda, and all the areas had a lot of character and atmosphere, something missing from SS. Also the puzzles outside of the temples was a little gruelling at times, I like exploring the world between dungeons, but when everything is a puzzle, it just sort of becomes tedious for me. The motion controls were alright, but I don't believe they improved the game in any significant way, and most of the music was good, the story and characters were awesome. Though, for a AAA game in 2011 (even if it was on Wii) it's kind of inexcusable to not have voice acting. Not saying Link should talk, but the NPCs should. I liked the art style though!

Zelda II and Skyward Sword are the worst Zelda games. Oh and the DS games. I will now rank the Zelda series. 1. Ocarina of Time 2. Majora's Mask 3. A Link to the Past 4. Twilight Princess 5. Oracle of Ages/Seasons 6. Link's Awakening 7. Wind Waker 8. Minish Cap 9. Legend of Zelda 10. Skyward Sword 11. A Link Between Worlds 12. Zelda II 13. Pile of touchscreen garbage 1 14. Pile of touchscreen garbage 2 This is the definitive ranking and can not be argued with.

I've never face palmed on the internet before*... but.... I think, I think this is it..... *Probably not true

Complete remake, yo!!! Let's be honest, the new Zelda isn't going to be better than Majora's Mask. Regardless, this is cool, and I didn't mind how the OoT remake looked on 3DS (though I felt like it could have been a bit more modern looking). Hopefully afterwards they do a new 3DS Zelda game in the style of the N64 remakes.

Would rather this be on Wii U rather than the a platform barely more powerful than a N64 BUT, goddamn if I don't love me some Majora's Mask.

This is most definitely on it. Like, seriously, were you on drugs? I'll say anything to piss Ethan off. Until he changes the Assassins Creed poll GODDAMMIT!!!

You wouldn't last one day in Canada.

You've said a lot of crazy things, but this is like #3 in the Top 5. I'd like to see this top 5 list.

It was weird to see Harry Potter bangin' some chick. I was like "WHAT NO HARRY! WHAT WOULD DUMBLEDOR SAY?!"

Nice Sunset Overdrive screenshot.

Three actually. C'mon Ethan get with the program.

It happened to me the night of the update, played games all night, put the PS4 into rest, went to the bedroom, booted up the old PS TV and tried to do some remote playing and it couldn't find the PS4. Hopped out of bed, back to the living room, and I was greeted with a blinking orange line. Holding the power button down didn't seem to do anything so I had to pull the cord (which always makes me a little nervous). It hasn't happened since though, and I didn't adjust any settings. My USB setting was set to always already, so I don't think that solves the issue. I can't believe Sony hasn't said anything about this or gotten a fix out there already. They've been fucking up a lot lately.