Man, you guys don't know anything. Well, it just so turns out that I have an inside source who has given me 'the scoop' on what has been happening in 'the biz'.
Get a load of this list:
1. Activision announces Farm Hero.
2. Sony unveils PlayStation HomeHome. A PlayStation Home inside PlayStation Home. Expects userbase to double to ten people.
3. Square-Enix skip a few titles and announce Final Fantasy XVII-3. They figured people were expecting XV and wanted to ‘surprise’ them.
4. Sequel to Too Human announced.
5. Sega to make Dreamcast 2.0
6. LA Noi2e announced with LA Noir3 to follow.
7. Next GTA game will actually be Grand Theft Apocalypse and will be about an apocalyptic wasteland. Alternatively, Hull.
8. Microsoft to start offering an achievement-buying program. For gold members only.
9. Need For Speed franchise rebranded as ‘Gotta Go Fast. Go Go Go!’
10. Bobby Kotick appears, tells everyone to go fuck their respective selves and then everyone cheers as he unveils a Modern Warfare 3 demo.