Little Pirate

You think that's bad? Or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHP0X6pp5OI

I beat up preschooler's Pokemon and took their money. Yeah, I'm on my way to being a Pokemon hero.

I NEVER AVOID FIGHTS. I WILL BEAT THEM DOWN UNTIL I STOMP THE LIFE OUT OF THEM. That helps improve my points after it gets docked from save points.

My friend is amazing, I just have to say this. After going through a depressive stage, I gained about 105 lbs. She's been keeping me on track losing weight, calling me up and playing Wii fit or just biking together. We finally decided to take my old photos and do some before and afters, and I feel so proud of myself for not giving up. Before: Now: I have lost 65 lbs so far, and still working to get back to my goal. Once I reach my goal I'm going to call up my gal pals from Suicide Girls to hook me up with some outfits and some photo shoots. I just gotta keep at it.

Yeah, I hang in chatrooms a lot. Sometimes it's really hard to resist the urge to bust out verbal abuse when someone is being openly retarded.

-Kids on M-rated online gaming. For example, playing Black Ops--I can't freaking stand kids with a goddamn mic on that game. I'm so telling your mom that you said the 'f' word. And shouldn't you be in a bed? It's a school night. -The 'I'M A GIRL GAMER I NEED ATTENTION NAO' attitude. A lot of girls play games now. Having a vagina shouldn't earn you special treatment. How you play the game itself is what really matters. In fact--your gender shouldn't be an issue at all in gameplay. For example: I was on a random TF2 server. There was only one other girl there. I generally keep my mic off when I play MMO's unless I'm with people I know (like you guys here on Gappoi for example). So I'm listening in on the mic chat, paying attention to spy shouts and whatnot. A girl playing a pyro is literally just standing there with her pyro idle and going on about how so few girls play games and that she feels special for playing this game for a year. So when I go up and hit her with my bonesaw, she finally gets off her ass and starts playing. She's not very skilled, so whenever I run into her I usually manage to needle/bonesaw her before she can get a chance to get close enough to set me on fire. (Element of surprise is huge for a successful pyro attack) So she throws a huge fit and asks her male friends to 'boot that guy, he keeps taunting me after kills. Dude, I'm a girl, give me a break." I kid you not, that is word for word what she said. So being a smartass, I pop on my own mic. "You mad?" Everyone else on the mic just roars with laughter. "Ohhh, dude, Sarah, you have competition, now." So instead of standing there she tries to chase down my medic each time. I have never seen a girl so pissed off that there was another girl in her server. Eventually she got a mod to sign in and boot me. This just makes me feel she's not in it for the game itself so much more for she wants attention. I was having fun in that server despite her attitude, and actually getting some good competition out of the other players. I have met other girls on other servers, and I'm actually pretty good friends with them and a couple of them can beat me and everyone else into the ground with their gameplay. You should EARN your respect, not automatically assume your tits will get it for you. -Basic trolling. If I hear this I usually just turn off public chat/mic talk.

The new Elder Scrolls. I'm an exploraholic, I gotta fill my map, find every treasure, and unlock every hidden thing. As you can imagine, I'm still working on Oblivion. But holy damn do these games keep me entertained.

Playing Fable made me realize that no matter what choice you choose, the game is going to make you feel like a douchebag.

I've been drawing since I learned how to grab--I think a lot of it had to do with the fact my mom loved to draw, herself. As far as learning goes, most of the techniques I learned were the things they taught me in art class in my school years, and everything else is trial and errors. It does help to look up tutorials online for specifics.

I never played McGee's Alice game, but I've seen playthroughs on Youtube. PC games usually have the scariest scenes.

I use chibi paint. I neeeeeed to have layers when I'm doing colored stuff. It also has the smoothing tool so my lines don't look scraggly.

My friend was totally amazing. Who wouldn't find a Japanese girl with an English accent adorable? I miss her so much... I'm gonna go raid England for her.

After playing with it even more, this turned out mega awesome.

Broke out the tablet and played with the color functions on a scraggly sketch

This is like the catchiest song I've heard in a long damn time. I want to sing this at work, on the streets, at the grocery store...

Watching that thief video to headphones was a bad idea---ahhh, I heard children running back and forth from the left ear to the right.

Skip ahead to 4:50

In Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, there is an underwater cave that had a giant slaughterfish. I hid in a crevice and just waved my sword around like a ninny until it was dead. I wasn't going in that hole until it's body floated up.

I have a friend who is a Japanese gal living in England. Today she taught me that 'knob' doesn't mean doorknob where she lives. It's about the same as being called an asshole.

I also have a very difficult time traveling underwater in any games. I blame this: I had a heart attack damn near any time a big shark just zoomed up out of the blue. And if you're interested in what the megaladon shark looks like when you're in open water trying to hunt it: