Gyaruson

Correct. Damn, sometimes I feel dumb for not having heard of some of these games.

Was that directed at me?

Totes agree on Mass Effect 2 and Halo ODST. I also like the original Super Mario Bros. It's so simple, yet effective. "Hey Mario, come to the castle. There's a cake in it for ya." Cake? Fuck yeah! I didn't like the opening to Halo 3, just because of the position that Chief landed in when his suit locked up. He looks like some dead cockroach. Thought it was kind of insulting, actually.

I tried to like Fable 3 - really I did. I think that the whole "Sanctuary pause menu thingy" is one of the most inventive menus ever. But, the game just sucks. When the developers don't take their game seriously, why am I supposed to? I mean, it's one thing to give the player the option to dress up like a woman, or a chicken, but it's another thing to force them to dress up like a chicken/woman. And the whole "conversation" system is just so inherently stupid. Farting is not talking. Dancing, is not talking. Talking is talking. Plus... Also, lolcombatsucks

I'm 6' 6'', and I feel average height most of the time. I slouch - A LOT - so that may have something to do with it.

Hurr is mah submission. I know it might be easy (easier than Jumper) but damn if this isn't one of my favorite games of all time...

I think I know you better than you do, bieber.

Are you one of my sisters and I just don't know it? Because that sounds EXACTLY like my parents. I couldn't say the word "butt" in front of my mother. I had to go over to a friend's house if I wanted to use such filthy language.

No, it's not a big deal. And I was being intentionally dramatic, but I do make it a point to log in every day. Sometimes it's at 7pm CST, sometimes it's at 4am CST. It kind of varies. I've been plagued with insomnia lately. I can post my screen if you want, but that means that someone else gets shafted.

Yep, sorry Brida. I'm off the market. No kids though. Oh man, me as a father. No thanks.

Wow, love how I got surpassed just because I decided to have a life tonight. Awesome guys...

Hahaha, I'm going to wait on Pheer for confirmation before I post something else, but I'm quite sure I'm right.

Azure Dreams.

I tried adding Assassin's Creed Brotherhood to my list, but for some reason I can't edit it. Anyone know why?

- Alan Wake (sucked) - Borderlands (awesome) - COD: Blops (good) - Fable 3 (sucked) - Halo Reach (awesome) - Mass Effect 2 (GOTY) - Red Dead Redemption (sucked) - Rock Band 3 (amazing) - Splinter Cell Conviction (really good) - Kirby's Epic Yarn (amazing) - Donkey Kong Country Returns (amazing) - Heavy Rain (WGOTY) - God of War III (pretty good) I know there are more, but that's what I can figure out off the top of my head.

Yes, the Portal page. I know that it exists within the specific forums, but I'm wanting it on the Portal page specifically. I'm not active enough to need anything other than that, really.

No, Timeplsitters was never in an arcade.

Sounds like something from a Timeplsitters game.

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned, but is it possible to add page numbers of threads to the Portal page? I hate having to click the thread, and then having to click again to go to the last page. I know, it's a minor inconvenience, but I was so used to it back in the Old Country. In case I'm not explaining myself very well, here's what I mean:

Oh Jack, master of thread creation. - Lancer (Gears of War) - Fingers of the Mountain (Elder Scrolls: Oblivion) - Hammer of Dawn (Gears) - RC-XD (COD: Blops) - Fat Man (Fallout 3) - Fireball (Super Mario Bros.) - Shrink Gun (Duke Nukem 3D) I'm sure there are more...