Mister Jack

I usually see Clem mentioned more as a favorite child character than as a favorite female character. When the discussion turns to female portrayals, I never see her come up.

Oh yeah, people who don't know how free speech actually works.

You know who I never see mentioned in these discussions about female characters, be it here or anywhere else? Is it because she's a child? Granted, it's rather hard to "look up" to a child character, but that's not the only criteria, right? Is it because you spend most of the game protecting her? I'd think that's more because she's a kid than a girl. Still, she IS a female character, and she's one of the best ones I've seen in a game. Without going into spoilers, I can just say that she's smart, funny, resourceful, INCREDIBLY lovable, and even capable of defending herself from time to time. Granted, she isn't the main playable character, but she is arguably the deuteragonist, and I feel like Telltale deserves at least some credit for her portrayal.

Forcing yourself to use a non-gross analogy is like having sex with a hooker who has chlamydia. It's just not as much fun as it would be otherwise.

I doubt this will ruin them, but will it beat the ps4? I would be surprised.

If you give a game to someone and use up that one transfer, does that mean that the game can no longer be traded, even by the original owner?

My Internet was gone for almost a week not too long ago. I was posting here on my phone. Just because I have internet now doesn't mean it's always there. If my ps3 had required a login at the time I would have gone mad with boredom. Plenty of people have connections that are spotty at best, especially in the Midwest. That's not even getting into international territories.

How did they ever think we would be okay with this?

Is the thief even that bad? Seriously, I'm asking.

"They gave this game a 10!? No game should ever get a 10 because that means it's perfect and it's impossible for any game to be perfect!" This is a fucking retarded argument and I despise it every time I hear it.

Seriously, though, E3 was supposed to be when they cleared all this shit up, and now they're refusing to take questions after their presentation? There is no way that can be a good thing. For me it holds two possible explanations: 1) All this horrible shit really is true and they just don't want to hurt themselves any further by reiterating it. 2) They have no idea what they're going to do anymore. The console comes out THIS YEAR and they still haven't figured out how it will work yet. Considering that Sony has really gotten on the ball over the last year or so with Playstation and how they seem to be making up for all of the PS3's fumbles with the PS4, Microsoft really aren't doing themselves any favors here.

http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/15191/article/microsoft-cancels-e3-post-press-conference-roundtable-with-media/ http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=576869 It's like watching a train derail, then catch on fire, then explode.

I'm actually pretty interested in the multiplayer for this game based on what I've heard about it, and I rarely even touch multiplayer in games that aren't fighters or first person shooters.

Well, I just finished the new episode. JESUS CHRIST!!!

Bethesda is probably there to show off Wolfenstein.

It's not just you.

Well think of it like this: you'll always be kinect-ed to homeland security.

I believe it's sold separately, or at least there will be a SKU without one.

It's gotta be the kinect.

http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2013-06-03-pachter-playstation-4-to-sell-for-USD349-xbox-one-USD399 I would be surprised.

It's time to bring it back. Everyone needs to vent once in a while.

I had a dream about Regular Show, which is weird because I haven't watched it in at least a month. Anyway, Benson was doing some kind of bake sale/competition and all the employees had to enter something, which apparently included me. Mordecai made some kind of giant rice krispie square. I don't remember what everyone else did, including myself. Anyway, Benson's hithero unmentioned daughter shows up to this thing, and rather than being a gumball machine she's this smoking hot blonde. I think her name was Isabella? Mordecai immediately started hitting on her and got her to agree to go with him to some kind of event, I think a concert or something like that. Problem was, I had already watched him make plans with Margaret to go to a different event. I don't really approve of guys who do that so I pulled him aside and asked "Did you forget about Margaret?" As it turned out, he actually DID forget, but when I pressed him on it and told him that if he wanted to hook up with Isabella he had to break it off with Margaret first, he just shrugged and said "It's cool. I'll just two-tiiiiiime. Hm! Hm! Hm!" Well, things escalated and we got into a fight. I don't really think there was a clear winner. Isabella ended up breaking us up, but she overheard part of our conversation and not only did she break things off with Mordecai, but said that she was going to tell Margaret about what happened so she'd dump Mordecai too. She then thanked me for being a decent guy and left. I asked Mordecai if he was going to make it weird if one of his crushes ended up liking me now, and he said no because he admittedly brought it on himself. Then Isabella came back with a huge syringe and took enough blood from me to make me collapse because she wanted to test it for STDs.