Mister Jack

New TF2 comic came out http://www.teamfortress.com/bloodbrothers/

If that turns out to be a special edition and they still sell a regular edition at a more normal price then that would be acceptable, but if the base price is 80 dollars then fuck that.

There's a rumor based on a leaked picture (which I'll post whenever I can find it again) that they're gonna try to charge 80 bucks for the next game. Frankly, if they do that it really wouldn't matter how good it is. They could give out free blowjobs from supermodels with every copy and I still wouldn't pay that much.

Awww shit, did anyone see tonight's episode?

So here's what I'm seeing so far. The gameplay is decent. There are more special moves than in Smash Bros, but unless I just haven't figured it out yet, normal attacks with the square buttons usually don't combo very well (unless you're Kratos or Parappa) and leave you open at the end of the chain, so unless I'm doing a directional attack I tend to stick to the other two buttons. I've had no lag. Quite impressive. The music sucks. I really hope those are placeholder tracks because right now this is some elevator music shit. It has none of the grandeur or spectacle of the Smash Bros soundtrack. There are some pretty big bugs in the beta right now. For example, if you use Sly Cooper's level 3 then you are automatically an asshole because there's a bug that gives the Sly player control of the game's camera even AFTER the super is over and everyone I've played against has moved the camera all the way to the top or bottom so nobody can see what they're doing and he usually ends up winning because of the KOs he got during the super. Parappa's level 1 is borderline useless. It needs a buff. Not a big one, but it might as well not even be there right now compared to his much, MUCH better level 2. That's all that leaps to mind right now, but I'm sure I'll have more to say later.

I stand up when I play games that use the Playstation Move and that's about it.

Well at least it isn't Sarah Palin.

It's very simple. There's Persona: Revelations, Shin Megami Tensei Persona PSP, Persona 2: Innocent Sin, Persona 2: Eternal Punishment, Persona 2: Innocent Sin PSP, Persona 2: Eternal Punishment PSP, Persona 3, Persona 3:FES, Persona 3 Portable, Persona 4, Persona 4 Golden, Persona 4 Arena, Persona 4 Ultimate, Persona 4 BBQ Ranch Edition, Persona 4 and the Chocolate Factory, Persona 4: Electric Boogaloo, and The RPG Formerly Known as Persona 4.

So basically, Fuck Dow and their bullshit studies with a rusty, jagged pipe.

So you guys might already know about this but in case you didn't I'll share something Lauren Faust said recently. Scootaloo was designed as a handicapped character. Her inability to fly was not meant to be caused by inexperience, but a birth defect that would prevent her from being able to fly for her entire life. Lauren planned to have a Scootaloo episode where she found out about her disability and became depressed because she'd never be able to fly like Rainbow Dash. However, in the end she she'd learn that not being able to fly doesn't mean she can't accomplish great things, and that her special talent lay in the very thing she thought was holding her back. Her scooter.

My dad is dying from the long term effects of Agent Orange.

Oh hell yes.

I've never heard the guy speak off-camera so I can't really say one way or another.

Yes, and enjoying a movie that is schlocky and over the top is a guilty pleasure. What part of that doesn't make sense to you?

I remember that movie. It's definitely a guilty pleasure for me.

On the one hand I wanna criticize the general's voice but at the same time the guy voicing him IS an adult and I guess that's just how he talks. Unless he deliberately changed his voice to sound like that, in which case yes it was a mistake.

People who use the catchphrase "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same" in their profiles or signatures or whatever. If you're such a unique snowflake, why have I seen that stupid phrase about a million times?

Were you downloading all your games digitally?

So much THIS.

I wouldn't hold my breath. It's been about five or six years and this is the first update I've seen in a looong time.

I know "indian giver" might not be the best thing he could have said there, but can anyone really think that he was trying to slander the native american population by saying it? It's a common phrase and a lot of people don't know that it's apparently racist. It's an embarrassing slip but for fuck's sake put down the torches and pitchforks. I'm sure he's realized his faux pas by now.

So I'm reading Huffington Post and there's two articles full of commentors who are raising a huge stink because the actions of a pair of newscasters deeply offended them. Why, they're practically calling for their heads on plates, demanding that they retire or be forced to apologize. What were these heinous offenses? Anderson Cooper called someone a moron on twitter (and the person in question was indeed a moron). Matt Lauer used the phrase "Indian giver". My god, how horrible. Someone must stop these madmen. Seriously, though, it's ridiculous how politically correct everything is now. When did people become such pussies? Oh, and the icing on the cake is the people bringing politics into it, saying how their remarks are that of a "typical liberal." Why do some people feel the need to inject partisanship into situations where it has no bearing whatsoever?