Mister Jack

God damn it, I can barely remember my new steam password. Thanks, gawker.

Pony we have GOT to see the rest.

Farmville sucks. Cheap Harvest Moon wannabe.

Sorry, I'll try not to keep tripping you up with those hard SAT words.

Pussies in this thread. Nah, I'm just kidding, but I can't think of any that brought me to actual tears, although many games probably made me well up a bit.

Is it the same sale all week or is it gonna change every day?

Of course, a lot of people never outgrew the console wars. Some still voraciously defend Colecovision for Christ's sake.

I can't see the page. Is Crysis on sale? My friend who bought me Civ V has wanted to play it.

I didn't see it until it was on Netflix, but I loved it. What's this about extra episodes on the bluray?

Hell yeah! Someone else who's seen Emmett!

Any good?

I still got the SNES one, box and manual and all. I wish there was an iPhone port or version though. Farmville will NEVER frickin count.

The numerical order really matters very little since there's no continuity between the two, so do whichever.

Sad karaoke is one of the funniest phrases I've heard tonight.

God damn it, I can't get that stupid losing you song out of my head. If I'm gonna have a song stuck in my head, it should at least be a GOOD one.

No, I mean the Japanese FFIII with Onion Knights. The remake kicked my ass up and down the street.

I dunno if it's just me, but FFIII kicked my ass for a long time.

You will probably need to wait a bit if it just now went up. I imagine tons of people are all trying to do it at once.

Yes, I gotta tell ya, passing up Tali to stay faithful to Liara, even though she became a practical psychopath, was a very hard decision. If I don't get some huge payoff in ME3 for my loyalty, I'ma be pissed. For reals, y'all. But now I'm getting off-topic. I notice this is all mostly about RPGs so far. How about other genres? Homosexual characters could work there too, couldn't they?

I had a male Shepard, but I totally would have banged the crap out of Garrus. I'm kidding. Mostly. Alas, Garrus is firmly established as a hetero character.

Did Mass Effect 2 have any homosexual option? I'm having a brain fart right now. And that kiss with Liara doesn't count.

That's Danny Trejo being Danny Trejo.

I never saw Bioware say this, but if that's true it's immensely disappointing. It's also utterly unnecessary.