Mister Jack

I saw a driver in front of me run over a baby goose deliberately recently because it was in the way when the light turned green and that shit made me furious. I know that not everyone values animal life the same way I do but what, you couldn't wait thirty seconds for it to move out of the way? What the fuck was so important that you had to kill a baby animal to get there thirty seconds sooner? I am in favor of giving forty lashes to people who do shit like that. My friend who was in the car with me actually took a picture of the other car and put it on Facebook. I don't use Facebook so I don't know what, if anything, will result from that, but I can't say I care either. Fuck em. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk

I believe I did hear something about a fall update. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk

It was made by the devs so there was no chance of the movie betraying the spirit of the franchise. Unfortunately they just recycled a bunch of cutscenes from the game, which is far better, and added some shit to loosely tie it together.

Ratchet and Clank was my last hope for a decent video game movie and they fucked it up beyond belief. I am never giving a game movie the benefit of the doubt again. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk

Guhhhh, why is the FF game I most want to see on the PC the one they insist on dragging their feet with? JUST DO IT ALREADY! Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk

Well I finally caught up with season 5 and 6. I sorta got distracted from watching this show because I was so preoccupied last year, but binging it was an emotional rollercoaster.

How'd it manage to get on your "ok" list? Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk

So I think I may have finally solved this by turning the sound quality from 24 bit down to 16 bit. It pretty much sounds the same to me. If anyone else ever has this problem, try doing this.

It was $9.99 on GOG. They're having an adventure game sale this weekend. What the hell. It was $8.39 and I hear this one is pretty good.

It's really kind of insulting when a PC port of a game that was originally made for mobile devices still acts like it's on a mobile device. All I want to do is play Organ Trail without having to put up with some of the worst aiming controls I have ever had to suffer through. Is that so much to ask?

Scratched Deponia off of the backlog. Might get the second one on the next steam sale.

I'm just using a wireless Logitech right now that works perfectly fine, but if you want something gaming specific I have also used the G500 and would recommend it.

I did enjoy the first one, but I'm going to wait and see if they fixed the power imbalance.

I checked GOG to see if Witcher 3 was on sale (no luck) but this did happen to be on sale for $1.49 so of course I was all over it.

https://youtu.be/ylW_NL5a-wc

Bayonetta 2 is coming to steam.

I feel like this is going to end up being the general attitude the public has toward the NX even if they build it to give you free handjobs.

I hate HP scaling, especially in roguelike games. I get that the developers wanted the game to be challenging and all, but part of the fun of the genre is occasionally getting a great run where you're a shining golden god that destroys everything in your path. This almost never happens in the first place so it's not like the game is broken by any means, and all HP scaling accomplishes is turning enemies into bullet/damage sponges. I thought sponges were supposed to be a bad thing?

I was torn between putting this here and putting it in the US politics thread.

http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/272842219471213873/C8BE828A54970AE91F2DEC1A4534F42ED257FBAE/ I FINALLY BEAT ENTER THE GUNGEON With one out of four characters. This game has to be the hardest out of all the roguelite games I've played, and I've played quite a few. Of course, to REALLY beat this game I'll have to beat it with all four characters and then do the extra level, but for now I feel like beating it even with one character is quite an achievement. Edit: Holy crap, I beat it with a second character on my very next try. It took almost 30 hours but I think I'm finally starting to get the hang of this game. Edit 2: Electric Boogaloo: And a third character! This is so weird. I knew I'd get better with practice but I didn't think I'd suddenly improve this much. Edit 3: The Final Edit: And now I've beaten it with all four...I went from thinking I was never going to beat this game to beating it with all four characters in the same day. What the hell happened? Did I get sprinkled with fairy dust while I was asleep last night or something?

And now I've beaten Rise of the Tomb Raider. Still no steam sale, though...I'm not sure where to go from here. Guess I could just keep playing FFVII or try to actually beat Enter the Gungeon, but damn that game is hard.

Remember when Valve used to make actual games?