Strangelove

I just realized I haven't beaten Wolverine yet. I liked the game a lot, except I hated going back in time. I hated the sections that take place in the jungle. I also thought there were too many "puzzles" for an action game. Theyre not difficult, just boring.

I just finished it. It was so goddamn amazing. Im sure semen came out of my ears at least once. It made my mind orgasm. And the last 10 minutes are so amazing...im sure I saw God or something.

I thought you were going to say Midi-nanomachine-chlorians.

....uhhh....like a Bible Black scenario? Not that Ive ever seen that series of hentai, but Ive heard things...

Well dammit....some Krogan humans would have been freaky as fuck.

I wouldnt say Luke is a hipster or anything, but he's a contrarian and total MS fanboy. I think thats the problem. He'll say a few bad things about MS every now and then, but overall he seems to love his 360. I honestly dont mind him being a jerk, but he needs to direct it everywhere, not just on Sony, Nintendo and Apple.

I dont read a lot of the text stuff in the ME games, but is there a reason why theres only female asaris and male drells? How does that work exactly? Also, how does interspecies breeding work? Any half human/half Krogan out there?

Eh. I think im only voicing the same complaints everyone has against SMB. Ill drop it. Im still waiting on an RDR sequel. I hope to God they just add things to the existing formula and not "overhaul" it like GTA did with 4. Ugh. Im going to be so pissed if they change it in a really drastic way.

Journey turned out to be as awesome as everyone on the innernet has said it was. Everyone with a PS3 has to get it. Dont just play it at a friend's house or gameshare it, BUY IT. This is the kind of shit we have to support and let publishers know we like. I feel I should explain myself about this one. Yeah, I heard all the shit about it. But Ive been waiting since last year for this. I had a wishlist since last year - ME3, SfxT and SH HD. These are the games ive been wanting. I went to GS yesterday and there was honestly nothing else I wanted. I absolutely needed something new to play too. Another thing is that I had never really played these games. I downloaded them both on pc, but SH2 was buggy as hell and SH3 didnt run perfectly on my pc. It was slow. I only got to the apartments in SH2 and I never made it past 15 minutes in SH3. So I dont have any preconceptions about how it should look. I wouldnt notice whats wrong with it. I have to say, its not as bad as Ive been hearing. Im also not saying people are making shit up, but personally ive been playing SH2 for a while. Ive gotten to the hospital and aside from the awful lipsyncing(its as bad as they say, its so bad), my game hasnt had any slowdown or lag or bugs or glitches. I plays like it always did, which is bad. I hate tank controls. I really do. Theyre terrible. As for the fog thing, there is a lot of fog missing in the first scene when James comes out of the restroom. You can make out all the trees and its stupid. But after that, the fog is thick as a black dick. Once inside the woods or the town, the fog is just as it was. Ill keep playing it and reporting on it. See what else pops up. Im also assuming that its playing well for me because I just got my PS3 last year. Maybe theres something to do with it.

Yeah, Joel kind of sucked.. A lot. And I think ive said it before, but Bashcraft is a good guy for the most part. He can write too....but the subjects he writes about are awful. Thats the problem. If it was up to me, he'd be moved somewhere else, but I realize they need all that Otaku/weaboo stuff. Its a necessary evil.

But RDR does indeed have it's really big fans. I know theres people who would say its the best game ever. I personally would place it on my top 10. I know ill get shit for it, but whatever - SMB is the Mario Party of fighting games. Its seriously not anything im going to remember in 20 years. Same with Mario Party. I cant imagine anyone except a 4 year old say that Mario Party is the greatest franchise of all time.

You put Super Smash Bros in there? Seriously? There's a person alive in the world who thinks the Super Smash Bros series is the best game(s) ever? Like, better than Zelda and Mario and Metroid's respective games? Seriously? Like seriously?

Same thing with biotics and geth(or whatever other enemy type there is) and what each type of ammo powers are best to damage them. Ugh. I just shoot everything with fire ammo. Thats all I did for the past 2 games and it worked out fine.

Is it sad that I have yet to grasp the difference between a lot of the stats? Im still not quite sure what power damage is. I get shields and health and damage. But shit like power cooldown and shit like that Im confused about. Some of it I just thought was bullshit. Especially all the different types of ammo. There are so many fucking types of ammos and so many different powers that are just for shields or for when you dont have shields. Im sorry, I dont think im an rpg gamer anymore. I hate having statistics in my head. My head blew up when I tried to read the description of the piercing mod for guns. Seriously...what?

Yeah, I heard they totally fucked up this hd collection. I figured it was going to be a really good remaster because they even bothered to rerecord the voices for it. But they seem to have fucked up everything else. I even heard it was censored in some parts. I was really looking forward to it too. Oh well, gonna wait til its in the bargain bin now.

Someone else said it, but honestly, It's emotional blackmail. Its not about them being seen as positive people willing to help others, its about everyone else being seen as assholes. Were automatically lumped into two groups - those who hated the ending and donated, and those who liked the ending and didn't donate. Yeah, you can like the ending AND donate, but youre not trying to make a point. Theres no reason to exclaim to everyone, "hey, I gave money to charity!" Thats all this is. Its a bunch of people yelling out loud, "Hey, I gave money to charity! Also, the ME3 ending sucks, change it!" Theyre just attention whores. And if they dont change the ending there would have been tons of people feeling outraged because all these people gave money and Bioware STILL didnt change the ending. It makes Bioware seem like super evil villains. Its blackmail. You get more bees with honey than with vinegar indeed. Too bad the whole point of catching those bees is for a selfish stupid fucking cause.

Thats kind of awesome.

Gears of War. It taught me how to love.

I downloaded a 5o0 something mb patch for Javik. I dont think he was fully on the disc.

Ocarina of Time of FF6. Done.

Ordered it off Amazon. Im a huge Simpsons fan, but I only own season 6 and 7 on dvd. I just never got around to getting the rest. I wanted season 5, but season 4 was cheapr.