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Mister Jack

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  1. I didn't really have a problem with that part outside of how corny it was.
  2. Hold up, Chris Pratt was in Black Hawk Down?
  3. The Red Hood DLC isn't much, but playing as him is surprisingly fun and I want more of him so I hope he gets a proper DLC episode in the season pass.
  4. I can only assume they're setting up a sequel where THE DINOSAURS WERE BRED TO BE WEAPONS BUT THEY LOST CONTROL or some dumb shit like that.
  5. It was fine when Frankenstein did it because A) it was a new idea at the time and B) Frankenstein's primary motivation was science, not money. Not only that, but as soon as he realized that his experiment was a threat to people he became absolutely hellbent on killing it. Of course, he's not the best example because if he had accepted the monster from the beginning then it probably never would have turned violent, but I digress. It just bugs the crap out of me how rich people in movies use money as an excuse to make the most boneheaded decisions imaginable. There comes a point where you just have to cut your losses and pull the plug before things spiral out of control.
  6. Yes, going down into the paddock without checking the GPS tag first was kind of reckless on Owen's part, but I'm willing to forgive him for this mistake because... I admit that pretty much every death in the movie wouldn't have happened if Owen had taken that one extra level of precaution, but he didn't know anything about the I-rex when they brought him in other than that it was artificially made. I'm even willing to forgive that fat security guard for opening the door because hell, it was the nearest exit. What I can't forgive, however...
  7. Jurassic World just reminded me of a cliche I really despise in action and horror movies about an artificially made monster: Expert: "The specimen is loose! We have to terminate it!" Dumb executive: "No! We've put too much money into it! Take it alive!" "It just killed a bunch of people! We have to give up on capturing it and take it down before anyone else dies!" "Money money money! Shareholders! Too big of an investment! Oh no! Now it's killing me! Only now do I see the folly of my hubris!" "If only we had respected nature!"
  8. I just saw "Everyone is a Retard Except Chris Pratt." Sorry, I mean Jurassic World. It was better than JP3 but man it had a hell of a lot of cliches, which made it super predictable. If they plan to keep making these Jurassic Park sequels they gotta figure out a way to make the dinosaurs a threat that doesn't require everyone to act like idiots with no survival instinct.
  9. Dragon Ball Super has premiered! It's in Japanese of course but I imagine it will be translated in a matter of days at most.
  10. You can see the incomplete Knightfall after doing 10 of the side missions to completion. Seeing the whole thing requires all 14 side missions.
  11. i got the 100% ending.
  12. The winning team gets more shells, a max of 24 versus the losing team's 18.
  13. So the results from the first Splatfest are in. I'm sorry but that's horseshit. We Team Cat people won more matches but still lose the event because dogs were more popular? Of COURSE dogs are more popular in the United States. Anyone could have guessed that. So now this means that people will be joining teams in future Splatfests based on what they think the popular vote will be. If you ask me, this is a bad way to judge Splatfests. Winners should be determined by, you know, winning.
  14. I ended up going through the whole game with a missing gadget. It's right there in plain sight, but since it's not required to beat the game it's never actually pointed out and it's easy to overlook. If you missed it and want to know where it is, I'll put it in a spoiler for you guys.
  15. Post-game spoiler
  16. This is right. You also have to be holding the stick toward them before you do or he'll just dive out of the way. It took me a few tries to figure that one out.
  17. The first two episodes of the new Rick and Morty season got leaked, y'all. So either get 'em while they're hot or watch out for internet spoilers.
  18. I see one big problem about how this game handles objectives...mainly in that it doesn't tell you where stuff is unless it's story related or Alfred helps you out. I was doing the free-roam and driving around for over an hour, trying to find those last few checkpoints I needed to clear. Eventually I just gave up and consulted a map. I understand the value of letting players discover things for themselves, however...
  19. I think this might be the first movie based on a newspaper comic I've ever had any interest in.
  20. They do use it a little too much but I never really had any problems controlling it. The car itself is still fun to drive so the focus on it hardly ruins the game for me, I just feel like it goes on a little too long sometimes.
  21. On that note I find it annoying when people think their profile pictures are worth anything more than what it provides for their own personal amusement. Remember back when everyone on Facebook changed their profile pictures to cartoon characters to "raise awareness" of child abuse?
  22. You guys only have this problem because you're a bunch of filthy normies with girlfriends and wives. We single people with no families or romance in our lives have all the time we could ever want to play games.
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