Mister Jack

Berserk is on hiatus again... God damn it, Miura, put down the fucking Idolmaster games!

I just want one. Just one fucking game where you play from the Helghast point of view. And no bullshit switching sides to the ISA halfway through. The ISA are a bunch of chumps. Also I want to shoot Rico dead.

If they officially announce FFXII HD on top of this I will be one happy camper.

Friggin' Ennio Morricone. I've had this stuck in my head ever since I watched the movie.

Dean, come on, I JUST explained how BB-8 works.

I just got back from a 70mm Roadshow showing of The Hateful Eight that I went to see with my friend. I don't know which version the rest of you guys were watching, but this one was three hours long. The movie itself was pretty enthralling, but I also have to mention that the mere experience of going to see it in the theater was strangely fun for me. I had to drive about an hour to go to the really nice theater that was showing it, but when I went inside they were actually passing out playbills for people seeing the film. There were no bullshit ads or previews before the movie began. There was a brief orchestral overture that played while people were coming in to find their seats, but after that the movie started straight away without so much as a PSA about turning off your cell phone. Halfway through the film there was an actual intermission, and thank god there was because I definitely needed a bathroom break by then. It also gave me a chance to talk with my friend for a bit about what we thought of the movie so far, at least until the music started back up and we had to find our seats again. I know it's all very simple, minor details that I'm describing here that don't sound like much on paper, but it all came together to make a unique experience for me that I thought was worth the drive.

I like that Kylo Ren theory. It would explain a lot.

Broforce Wizorb Risk of Rain Valdis Story: Abyssal City Castle in the Darkness

If I got sent to maximum security for piracy charges I guess I'd be pretty pissed off too.

It's time for anime to get FABULOUS again.

That's a pretty weak argument.

Aw fuck, I had this really long post written out with my thoughts on the movie but then I accidentally backed out and lost it all. I don't feel like doing it all over so I'll just give the short version here.

Spent 10 dollars on the current Humble Bundle, which gets me a crapload of old SNK arcade games. Not a bad deal.

If anyone else was making this Turtles movie, I might be excited for it because I grew up with the turtles and on paper it seems like this movie has a lot to like about it. Let's be honest, though. Bay is going to fuck it up just like the first one (yeah, I know Bay isn't the director but come on, his stink is all over it).

My laptop's trackpad buttons don't work as well as they used to and I don't want to use a wired mouse with a laptop so I picked this up for 20 bucks, which was a pretty good deal as it usually costs 40. It's comfortable, the dongle is tiny and unobtrusive, and it has extra buttons that I like to use for navigating webpages. Not too shabby.

BFG, you say? I can't wait!

Konami be like

Metal Gear was unfinished and Konami has been fucking it up with terrible patches recently, so that's out of the running for me. I haven't played Witcher 3, so I voted Fallout.

You could start a harem if you want and nobody would care. Go ahead and put your dirty radioactive dick in as many women, men, ghouls, or synths as you like. You sinner.

You are my role model! Any tips for the benevolent leader trophy?? Benevolent Leader is not only a pain, but it's also hindered by a glitch which I will explain further down. You're going to want to follow these instructions pretty much to the letter. Firstly, you'll need a crapload of building material and about 9000 caps. Depending on your perks, you may not need that many caps, but that's about the number I spent. Anyway, here's my advice: 1) Pick a small, empty settlement. I used the Red Rocket station but I imagine most of them should work. DO NOT USE SANCTUARY. The reason is because Sanctuary is full of NPCs that you cannot move or even properly assign to jobs. They're essentially dead weight and will make the trophy that much harder to get. 2) Once you're picked your settlement, build five surgery centers. These buildings raise happiness more than any other kind of shop. Build seven beds indoors next, one of which will be yours. 3) Plant six mutfruit bushes. This might work with another vegetable, but I was using mutfruit. Build three water pumps too. 4) Build enough turrets to raise your defense rating to about 60 or so. I was at 64 but I don't think you need to be that precise. 5) Once you have the setup done, either build and activate a recruitment beacon or send over six settlers from someplace else. Get yourself EXACTLY six, not one more or less, and do not use any companions or special NPCs to populate your settlement. Their behavior is too unpredictable. You want six normal, generic settler NPCs. If you use the beacon, remember to turn it off after you have six. I recommend saving your game once the setup's complete because if you get glitched you don't want to do it all over again. 6) Assign one settler to one of your mutfruit plants (he'll do the others on his own) and the other five settlers to your five surgery centers. 7) DO NOT LEAVE THE SETTLEMENT. At the time I write this, there is a glitch where if you leave, the game can randomly decide that food and water are at zero and cause happiness to drop like a rock. This can only happen if you leave the settlement, though, so stay put. 8) Now you need to get your settlement size up to large. The easiest (and best) way to do this is to put decorative paintings of puppies and kittens on EVERY surface you can possibly get them on. Each painting not only increases happiness, but also slightly increases the size of your settlement. I used the puppy and kittens paintings because they were the smallest and I could hang up more of them. Seriously, I cannot stress this part enough. Put paintings on top of other paintings if you have to. Put them on the outside, the inside, on everything you can possibly get them on. By the time I finished I had probably over 100 paintings up, and the only reason I didn't put more was because I ran out of space. Keep doing this until the green bar turns yellow. That's the signal that your settlement size has gone from small to large. 9) Now you wait, and you're gonna be doing a lot of waiting. I've heard that it speeds things up to sleep for 48 hours in the seventh bed every time the happiness number goes up. I don't know if that's true or not, but that's what I did. Once you get up to about 90 happiness or so, it's going to take a LONG time to get up to 100. In fact, you might even want to just let the game sit and go do something else for a while. I came back every so often and quicksaved it when the number went up. I left it running for probably four hours or so, but the trophy did eventually pop up on my screen. Good luck.

Platinum achieved! Bring on the season pass!