Strangelove

Why do people act like theyve never looked down at their dick before(Maybe theyre too fat, theyre gamers after all....) or even fucking sucked a cock in their lives? Jesus, dicks scare people so easily.

I can honestly say ive never visited the actual site in my life, but I see it being referred to all the time.

Box art for Japanese RE HD collection. Too bad itll only be downloadables for the US and probably Europe too. I hope to God RE4 has Move support, otherwise I probably wont get it. Also, seeing that picture of Chris makes me kind of like the new muscular Chris even more. Old Chris always lacked any kind of originality, he was just some plain old skinny white boy. Kind of boring really.

Im sure its so subtle that when youre playing the game and youre running around shooting shit you wont even be able to tell the difference. Jesus....

I can TOTALLY Navigate Killzone 3's world with my Move controller. It's awesome.

Just finished inFamous 1 with the good ending. Loved the game overall and I REALLY want inFamous 2 now, but I think ill wait and just replay the first one with bad karma.

..........Then they turned it into Ocean's Eleven.....ugh.

I dont know, do women like bromances as much as dudes?

I still prefer Begins over TDK. I get that "too serious" vibe too, but i dont care about that, its mostly that years after it came out and explanation after explanation, I STILL think the plot doesnt make any fucking sense when you look at the big picture. Its a film full of coincidences and luck. If one minor detail didnt work out like either Batman or Joker "planned", the entire movie could end in 15 minutes. That just cracks me up. Same shit with Inception though. I didnt like that movie too much either, mostly for the same reason.

I liked Machete a lot. Id consider it good. It was successful at being a definitive b movie. Plus, it has the best performance Deniro has made in the last decade. Its pretty sad...

I honestly feel like its a third person shooting game in disguise, which is fine with me. Im a fan of such games. The combat isnt very deep(and its all in one button) and you end up shooting a lot of different projectiles. That pretty much means its really a tps to me. And yeah, the controls are great. Theres a lot of chances to adjust midair and land where you want. I also heard a lot of people complain about Cole "sticking" to places, but I havent had a problem with that yet. He never really grabs shit I dont want him to. Let me ask since I think this would make the game better: does Infamous 1 or 2 have any power where you can jump really high just straight up? Kind of like Venom in Ultimate Spiderman, or the Hulk in Ultimate Hulk. I think that would make the game a lot of fun near the end of the game. I only have one or two more powers to unlock in Infamous 1, and I dont think its going to be that...

Same thing for me with Chrono Trigger and Fallout 3. I barely played Chrono Trigger when it was released on the DS and i had heard a lot about it, mostly how good it was, but I didnt know how the battle system or the story were. It blew me away once i played it. Same thing with Fallout 3. Fallout 3 was a weird game for me because I just wasnt used to spending 10 hours in a game and feeling like I accomplished little. It almost felt TOO long. Then I got in the groove, so so so so damn addictive groove and I was hooked. A lightbulb just went off in my head and I understood the game. Even with pc elitists talking trash, Fallout 3 is one of the best games ive played this gen. Bugs and all.

Ive been having a fucking blast with Infamous 1. The platforming and climbing stuff is just really easy and fun to do. and while there are no cars or flying or anything to make trips faster, the dude runs pretty fast. I dare say that overall the running and climbing flows better than the AC games.Plus, the thruster thing is awesome when you get it. You just feel like a badass once you gain most of the powers. Im going to open a big can of worms here, but whatever... I still cant believe some people preferred Prototype over this. Prototype wasnt a bad game, but it was really forgettable and run of the mill. Its no secret(well maybe it is) that its just a reskinned Ultimate Hulk, which was also a fun game. I dont know, its like comparing RDR with Scarface The World Is Yours. Scarface isnt a bad game, but it lacks a lot of polish and is also pretty forgettable. On the other hand, RDR has a lot of substance to it. Every little thing was thought of carefully. Theyre just really tight feeling games. The controls feel liek they should. Like special attention was given to every little thing. Im a fan of that.

I cant remember the last time I saw the word "rein." Seriously.

No, theres another Gladiator wannabe out there that came out with Brad Pitt and Eric Bana. I dont remember the name and im too lazy to Google it.

For a movie that was so long, its strange how I dont remember a thing about Alexander. It was just really dull. Even that other movie with Brad Pitt in it was better. Still, you cant beat Gladiator.

I really need to stop buying games. For better or worse, now that i got the Tomb Raider trilogy I pretty much have all the games i REALLY wanted.

Uhhhh..... .. .... .. .. ............. .. ... What? Not only was that a long time ago, but thats just not a very good movie. Did you watch the regular or super extended version? Neither is better than the other, im just curious.

I just saw Paul yesterday too. I liked it a lot. And yes, the casting was great.

Irony: Buying from Amazon while working for one of their competitors. Its hard NOT to buy from Amazon when their prices are so fantastic, yet its extremely hard to buy from Borders when at least a 30% coupon is necessary to get an average price.

See, thats the thing. For all I know maybe hes right. Maybe in Dukes universe they are as good as dead after being raped by an alien. But the fact that we dont really know that is whats fucked up about it. Even if its fictional and even if its alien, it hits too close to regular ol' rape. And thats whats fucked up about it.