Strangelove

Jesuses everywhere! My parents are Mexican, so this is true.

Fuck bitches.

Dude, it's NEVER just you. NEVER!!!! NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

Is Heavenly Sword as short as Enslaved? I loved Enslaved. If only the actual gameplay was deeper. I feel the same way about Heavenly Sword. The art styles, graphics, animations, sounds, voiceacting, story, its all there..............except the gameplay. its good gameplay just not what it could be. Its not up to the standards of everything else. I hope they do DMC right. They have to.

I just finished Dragon Age 2. Overall I liked it a lot.

Buy one get one free sale at Blockbuster for games under 14.99. Personally to me its the second best film videogame behind Spider-man 2. I always liked the demo a lot and ive always heard mixed things, but its also been really hard to find for a reasonable price. Free works for me.

Jesus, I already saw a used copy last week at Movie Trading Cmpany. Why do people buy these games if theyre not going to keep them over a week?

Nic Cage is so hard to figure out. Unlike Keanu Reeves who is absolutely a terrible actor, Nic Cage really impressed me in KickAss. Hes done some decent stuff, but has been completely overshadowed by the mass amounts of shit hes been in. Id like to think hes a good actor who makes really bad decisions.

I can guarantee you that Nicolas Cage has been in that situation multiple times. I dont know about that. Im convinced he thinks the films he makes are good.....Hes one of those actors that lives in delusion.

Im convinced Galifinakis knew how bad this movie was going to be, but he did it anyways. The dude is hilarious and has good judgement when it relates to gross, surreal or witty comedy. Isnt it weird when you see a bad movie and KNOW that some of the actors knew how bad it was from the getgo? Ewan McGregor had to have read the script for Attack of The Clones and thought it sucked. No way can someone like him read that shit and want to star in it in complete excitement. But I think very few of us would deny to be in a Star Wars film. I wouldnt turn it down.

I think comedy is one of the only genres in film where bigger DOESNT equal better. You cant repeat yourself, even if you think you came up with a funnier version of the same joke. People dont like that. I personally dont. I like hearing new jokes that are as funny or funnier than the last I heard. Just cus it works in Ironman and Transformers doesnt mean itll work here. But I havent seen Hangover part 2 yet, I felt like I knew this was going to happen. Ill download it once it hits piratebay to check it out.

I got bored with the campaign very quickly (then again I only like certain FPSs) but I really enjoyed the co-op mode. I has no friends. foreveralone.jpg

Kirby's Epic Yarn is awesome. Its a beautiful game. I got Vanquish for 20 bucks at Target. Their clearance section was recently replenished with good stuff. They had the Sly Cooper Collection for 20 dollars too, but ive never played any of them, so I didnt get it. I kind of want to though. its 3 games. It would last me a while...if I like them. They also had Resistance 2 for 10 dollars. Ive never played a Resistance game in my life and Ive always wanted to. Maybe Ill go and get that. Cant be too bad.

Target has mvc3 special edition for 35 bucks. 360 only though. Ps3 version is 70. Ugh.

Id like to see an actually really funny game. A seriously laugh out loud game. Videogames go for cute or witty humor, never gutbusting shit. I dont know why.

In the long term, Im kind of digging the online pass. If the online pass becomes common place, common to the point where the average gamer knows what it is and what it does, I think Gamestop and the like will have to drop the price of their used games. People wont pay 55 dollars for a used copy of Modern Warfare 7 if you have to pay 10 extra dollars to play online. But if you drop it to 45 dollars, then it would make sense and people would still buy it used. I have nothing but to benefit from it. I dont game online, so the proposition of taking off 10 or so bucks from a used game sounds awesome. Shit, i wish publishers gave me the option of omitting online from the new games i buy if I got a discount. I didnt need Dead Space 2's multiplayer. If i could have bought it for 50 bucks new without the online I would be so fucking happy.

If youre a regular videogame player, its fine. if youre a hardcore fps player, its awful. Im regular. I dont give two shits about deadzones, twitches, or any of that shit people talk about. As an average fps player the only thign i noticed was that the controls were a little shaky. It was a bit innacurate, but not to the point where its unplayable.

Hey, its like losing your virginity. Its both one of the best and worst things youll ever experience in life. It was awesome, but im glad I dont have to go through it again.

Bioshock is weird. Ill defend it til I die against people who say it isnt one of the greatest games ever made, but.....I cant replay it to save my life. Ive tried, but theres just something about it. I dont ever want to play it again after that first time. Its sad, but Bioshock 2s gameplay was a lot better. If only there was some way to update Bioshock 1 with Bioshock 2s gameplay.

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but................. The ring itself looks super gay. It looks like a plastic toy you get out of a 25 cents machine at the grocery store. The costume is also really weird. Im not sure if its too bright or too dark. its almost BOTH. It doesnt look right. The motion capture/cg is also really bad. Its awkward as hell. When you do cg of a human movement, it shouldnt be obvious that its cg. Jesus.

Why do companies rerelease things like these? Can they actually make a profit on reselling a game a third time for half price?

Blockbuster is having a 5 used bluray for 20 bucks sale. Only thing is that they have to be priced under 10 dollars. There were still some good titles to pick from. I got The Wrestler, I Love You, Man, Bruno, District 9, and Natural Born Killers.

It seems like such a waste to rerelease it without any actual additional content. You can find the GOTY in bargain bins everywhere for about 10-20 bucks for all systems. I hope they dont charge 60 or even 50 for it. Shit, not even 40. its not worth it. I do wonder if theyll create trophies for it. The PS3 version doesnt have trophies.