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  1. Waldorf and Statler

    God damn Zelda making me think I'm near the end of the game only to twist my nuts and defiantly shout "NOOOPE"

    1. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      Comeon, it's Zelda, you KNOW the first build-up doesn't lead to the end. :P

    2. P4: Gritty Reboot

      P4: Gritty Reboot

      Please just tell me it's not the Triforce breaking into shards...

  2. Waldorf and Statler
    I haven't touched the 360 version but I'm assuming it'll be like the PC's patch where I haven't heard much about problems with the new patch. I just wish they would have fixed the remarrying bug.
  3. Waldorf and Statler
    I haven't played Oracle of Seasons/Ages. Can somebody give me a very watered down version as to why they know they're the last in the "continuity"?
  4. Waldorf and Statler

    More people need to watch Community. If another out-of-the-box comedy gets cancelled I swear to god...

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    2. Mr. GOH!

      Mr. GOH!

      I move we exclude Johnny's comment based on the well-known Swedish lack of a sense of humor.

    3. UnstableArk

      UnstableArk

      What pisses me off is that they get rid of this and keep "Whitney" on the air. I think they spent too much on that shit's promotion to let it go that easily.

    4. Saturnine Tenshi

      Saturnine Tenshi

      Wife introduced me to it and it's a decent time-waster.

  5. Waldorf and Statler
    When those Guardians wake up... the last time I was THAT stressed out is while playing Alan Wake.
  6. Waldorf and Statler
    Oh my god. I think my heart nearly jumped out of my throat. I was doing the desert trial. I grabbed the last seed. And two watchers caught me. I was nowhere near the point..... and and... I had like 1,000 freaking reaper/guardians after me. And by pure luck I didn't go through the sink-sand. Oh my god. I barely made it back sprinting all the way there. Never again.
  7. Waldorf and Statler

    I kissed a girl and I liked it. She told me her name was Harry. I hope to god it's short for Harry-ette.

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    2. Enervation

      Enervation

      http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvcyiz8H0b1qagye1o1_400.jpg
    3. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      My wife's been watching RuPaul's Drag Race, and I've been forced to admit that there are a couple of people on there that are totally hot (when in drag, that is).

    4. Battra92

      Battra92

      Maybe "she" will bring her friend Brian-rietta

  8. Waldorf and Statler
    Did they seriously not address the 'not being able to remarry' or the 'not being able to marry certain people' issue? Ugh. Somebody let me know if they did. Thankfully I am still immersed in Zelda.
  9. Waldorf and Statler
    I don't know if I'll enjoy this as much as the previous two titles. The fact it's not the same developer isn't helping. Alan Wake recaptured some of the magic in storytelling I felt in Max Payne. I'll still give the game a rent though.
  10. Waldorf and Statler
    Surprisingly I've only recently started to use the shield bash [projectiles not included] I recently met my first "big motherfucker with a lance and shield" guy so I had to use the shield bash.
  11. Waldorf and Statler
    Actually I take that back. The Hylian Shield can only be grabbed at what is practically the end of the game. Fuck that. I might as well try and grab one more horn so I can eventually upgrade the sacred shield.
  12. Waldorf and Statler
    yeah. I feel that making the shield break was a nice touch, but they didn't foresee people not using it at all in fear. I used the shield in every other Zelda game, but this one has me scared to death. I liked the idea of having to change shields throughout the game to combat different enemy types, but maybe remove the whole bar thing. I fear that the only time I'll be comfortable with using the shield regularly is after I get the Hylian Shield.
  13. Waldorf and Statler

    W: This forum seems to be dead. S: You mean it was alive at one point? Both: DO HO HO HO HO

    1. TheRevanchist

      TheRevanchist

      How can you expect it to have any activity on Sunday during football season? I haven't even heated up my whore-dervs.

    2. Waldorf and Statler

      Waldorf and Statler

      I don't expect anything. I gotta head back to my college apartment in a few anyways. Hopefully peeps are back here by then

    3. Saturnine Tenshi

      Saturnine Tenshi

      Too many threads on games.

  14. Waldorf and Statler
    Yeah. There are some really stupid design choices, like the whole shield taking space thing. Have you guys been using your shield much? I find that with the gauge in the shields, I don't like using them because I fear they'll break and later on I'll really need them. Every combat encounter revolves around me dodging and attacking. Only time I use my shield is when enemies shoot projectiles.
  15. Waldorf and Statler
    I finally have two bottled fairies and will do the impossible to keep it that way by keeping the third bottle with potions. Also I have not upgraded any item yet. Once I get a dusk relic, I'll turn my sacred shield into its second iteration. Though I REALLY wanna get the Hylian Shield, but apparently you can only get it after beating all the temples/dungeons.
  16. Waldorf and Statler

    Zelda pleases the romantic in me. Skyrim pleases the dragon killer in me. Decisions decisions.

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    2. Chewblaha

      Chewblaha

      In the last words of Chewie: "It's just two days old, what's the worst that could happen?"

    3. Waldorf and Statler

      Waldorf and Statler

      In the last words I heard from the assassin I hired:

       

      Mission complete. Chewbaca has eaten the nachos.

    4. deanb

      deanb

      In the words of games to fill in plenty of time: Skyrim

  17. Waldorf and Statler
    Maybe they weren't gone. I just don't remember finding any in the DS games or Twilight Princess.
  18. Waldorf and Statler
    Just got past The Second Temple. First time I was forced to go back to the sky temple and buy some potions. I like that they brought fairies back, I just wish they appeared more often as I have like 2 empty bottles with me at all times so now I know I should only keep 1 bottle empty.
  19. Waldorf and Statler

    Changed username. Let's just say threats got serious enough. Thank you Gawker Media and your complete facebook fuck-up.

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    2. Mal

      Mal

      So now you're Lawyer Jesus?

    3. Eleven

      Eleven

      I don't understand. Or maybe I do. Is it because they have a problem with you putting your name as Jesus Christ? Are they offended enough to report you to your University? Report what? Or is it something totally different? Sorry I'm curious :)

    4. Eleven

      Eleven

      I meant, sorry I'm clueless :)

  20. Waldorf and Statler
    .... I can't enjoy other games?
  21. Waldorf and Statler
    Man I haven't touched this game since Zelda came out. Not to say I love one more than the other, just that as a human I can't physically use the few moments I have for gaming on more than one title... and Zelda is rented from Gamefly so I gotta get done with that asap.
  22. Waldorf and Statler

    It's Business! It's Business Time! I know what you're trying to say! You're trying to say you want some Jesus, it's business time OOOOOH

  23. Waldorf and Statler

    signed up for spring classes.. back to sleep... zzzzz

  24. Waldorf and Statler
    Nah. I've loved Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim each on their own and while not on equal levels I don't hate/dislike any of them. Out of all the three, I gotta say Skyrim is the closest to my perfect bethesda game. Morrowind's bullshit combat was too much of a hassle, Oblivion annoyed the fuck out of me since you couldn't take 3 steps without an oblivion gate popping up, and you know. Skyrim has dragons. That's multiplying by infinity.
  25. Waldorf and Statler

    So I won't be commenting in Kotaku until either they fix the facebook glitch or they switch my name. I don't need religious nuts attacking me online because my name says Jesus Christ.

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    2. Enervation

      Enervation

      Tell them that they haven't heard the last of you... or your father.

       

      BAHAHAHAHAHA.

    3. 「Advent Chaos」

      「Advent Chaos」

      Oh god now you gotta show us said attacks :D

    4. MasterDex

      MasterDex

      Typical! You rise again and the fuckers shoot you down!

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