Waldorf and Statler

I kept hoping we'd forge the sword in skyward sword. sadly....

I love revenge stories, no matter how simplistic so I'll definitely play this. By play, I mean Gamefly it.

It's Emo Dad and Hot Government lady. FUCK YEAH.

It definitely is a psychological thriller. Just like every fucking Stephen King that isn't about the supernatural.

Technically I'm paying $10 since I have the two game plan and I'll be playing this for a long time. I'm saving money in the long run since I would have bought all these games and now I only get them, beat them, then return them. JUST LIKE MY WOMEN!

I knew you enjoyed watching some black pussy on your computer, but this is ridiculous

To be fair I'm not paying for it at all. I'm getting it through gamefly and just not returning it till I'm done with it.

The game is by no means bad, it's just that the crowd in the 360 as a whole was expecting something else. If you like Stephen King, then you'll definitely love this as it is basically Stephen King mixed with Twin Peaks mixed with some fantasy/psychological thriller. The game is not so much 'shit your pants scary' as it is like Resident Evil 4 where you are simply stressed out. My friends are huge ps3 fanboys and the only realized they only 'liked' and not loved the game was because the people who actually loved it were really outspoken and ignorant about the quality, so they had a bad taste in its mouth before it started.

Dragon Age 2's demo was also the intro. And surprisingly, it actually did represent the sentiment people would have for the rest of the game

I hope you guys love it as much as Doc and I do. Remedy is by far one of my all-time loved developers, and the mood they set in Alan Wake is fantastic. Few tips: 1. Repetitive areas is to be expected. You don't play a game set in an island and complain that there is too much sand. And even then the 'repetititve' areas in this game aren't noticeable as you're too busy following the actions. 2. Same basic way to beat enemies. This is a big complaint of people, but I don't see it. In regular shooters you kill people by shooting at them, every single one. What's different in this case? 3. This game is heavily story driven. While the combat is fun, if you don't like story driven games you might not enjoy this. If you've ever played Silent Hill or Resident Evil games, it's basically like those [especially the former] in the sense of how it plays.

Apparently from the experience of an IGN editor, the game has some of the most non-static characters around. Regardless of what you think of IGN, check out their work-in-progress review of Kingdoms of Amalur. Some of the questions asked by people in the comments have been answered. He's already said that the boring button masher one believes the game to be ends up not being true and that the combat does get way more challenging and better. They also said the NPC's and characters are pretty damn good, and the first thing people will notice is how the NPC's and characters in this game stand out from other western rpg's. Apparently there are a shitload of sidequests as well, and the lore is apparently at least well developed as they give you a lot of chance to explore it throughout these many quests. The entry area is not a good point to judge the demo. Like I mentioned in chat, I didn't judge Darksiders due to the beginning area and found one of my favorite games in 2010[?]. Admittedly it wasn't a smart decision to use this for nit-picky people such as rpg fans, but rpg demos aren't a common site nowadays and they can't just let you be in the middle of the game doing absolutely nothing. They have to do the opening area. If you're curious about how the game plays later on, read this on as the editor gives hints at how the game gets much better. And it's not somebody who doesn't play rpg's being amazed by simplicity, the guy gives the impression of being an avid rpg player. http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/121/1216527p1.html If you're pretty much unimpressed and have no desire to play it, be my guest. I'd suggest waiting for actual reviews from people who have played more than the early hour or two. If the above article is anything to guide what the metascore of the game is, it might be in the 80's-90's level.

I came

I think we can all agree I am right and Dean is wrong. Because my character is super setsy and could kick anybody's ass with his Albino powers.

My roommate is really nice and wouldn't change her for the world. CURSE HER FOR NOT LETTING ME BITCH.

....... :'(

My friend's Batman so it's all good.

DO HO HO HO HO

Took this pic today. This is the longest my hair has gotten [you can't tell since I'm wearing my favorite hat] But I might let it grow some more as I just don't like the way I look with short hair.

Something to play while the lovers are out. Forever Alone.

Ever since I played the Amalur demo, Skyrim doesn't interest me anymore. The combat was too fun in Amalur. I understand Bethesda wants to keep the combat somewhat believable, but come on. Believable is never as good as fantasy. There's fucking dragons in the game.

All I know is I knew the balance was fucked up when I found a mage and it looked at me and I died. So far the only people I can't justify are mages [mainly necromancers] as they can go super saiyan and throw one thousand ice storms.

I knew I wasn't the only one that complained about the scaling in this game. Read the ED article of Skyrim [NSFW for obvious reasons] http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Skyrim I lulzed quite heartily. So true.