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Waldorf and Statler

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  1. W: Hey it looks like we can all post status updates again. S: Only one problem though. W: What's that? S: Nobody wants to read them.

  2. My problem with those swamps is that I was crossing them when I was level 15 or so. I saw an insect coming towards me. I thought to myself "hey what's the worst that can happen, I've killed plenty of mudcrabs" Seconds later I was reloading.
  3. I'm also pretty sure Fi tells you something to at the very least hint that you had to do it
  4. I'm gonna withhold judgement. People like to whine at Bioware since they're not exclusively doing RPG's anymore. I'm sorry to say that EA probably has something to do with that. Do stuff that will guarantee more sales, and it seems to be working
  5. You say "time it perfectly" as if it were actually hard. They're actually pretty nice on the timespan you get from the time you do the bash as to what counts as a counter.
  6. Hylian Shield was too much of a pain to obtain. Goddess Shield ftw. PURPLE RAIN MODAFUCKA
  7. There's only one evil thing I did throughout the entire game. And that was to trick the "Biotic God" into going headfirst into action. Oh how I lulzed
  8. MACHINES ARE NOT HUMANS, MACHINES ARE NOT HUMANS. THEY HAVE NO SOULS VOTE FOR BILL 1001101 I was simply joking that they are machines, so have no understanding of anything dealing with emotion or honor, only with what is logical. Hence that they wouldn't understand the moral implication of destroying them. They'd only see it possibly as a move by Shepard to beat them. Rewriting them wouldn't make them see it as they'd already love me. I was also talking about a comment in the Mass Effect wikia, nothing more. Somebody pointed out that brainwashing them could be a good answer for the current time-being, but that it'd make the geth stronger. They also commented on the other option It was simply a comment and it made sense Edit: Faiblesse I agree. It's not that simple. Hence why the only reason I chose one over the other was due to one being paragorn. I would MUCH rather, such as you already said, the choice not be so black and white
  9. I would've killed them as an act of respect if they could even understand it and come to respect me for it. But they're machines. Killing them would only be a short-term answer. Brainwashing them, while fucked up, at least makes the whole geth stronger. Will they always be my allies? I doubt it. I'm gonna take a wild guess here that I'll have to choose between the Quarians and the Geth in ME3 [or something of the sort]. But I dunno... I wish it wasn't so black and white. Just like how keeping the collector's base is considered evil. How the fuck is keeping data we can learn from evil?
  10. Yeah. Bioware needs to gets its priorities straight. I now recall I chose the brainwashing option and I feel horrible. It sucks making tough choices, but I'd feel better if Bioware didn't tell me that was the good option lol
  11. It makes it fair tbh. Then there would be no point of actually bothering to buy the potion or catching bugs to make them stronger. Funny enough I never needed potions. I had the medal/token that made hearts appear more often and that was a big help. I had three bottles [all three of them with fairies] and the only time I died in a boss battle and had to use a fairy was in the very last boss. And funny enough, the second I stood up and slashed him one more time I got to do the finisher
  12. Seriously? Then I actually don't remember what the hell I chose as I've been believing this entire time there was a third choice.
  13. I can't tell if you guys didn't catch the bad joke or if you're kidding.. but regardless I'll explain: I was talking about how one person was colorblind due to them thinking the fairies were red, then said I'm not colorblind only to say the tunic was a different color. Maybe it was funnier in my head.
  14. Ethan. We're not so different, you and I.... Yeah my Shepard has to make the tough calls. I too was surprised that the "Hey I'm saving the god damn galaxy here, they can take care of themselves as I'm trying to you know, save everybody else from end-game boss" was the renegade choice. In this matter, Bioware seems to be wrong as sometimes the world isn't black and white. Sometimes it's morally grey, If I had said "don't save them we have the resources to save them AND fight the bad guy, but fuck them they did 'air quotes' to me? LIKE HELL" then yeah, give me renegade points. On that matter I have a question. I was watching Extra Credits when the topic of Legion's mission in Mass Effect 2 came up. They started talking about how there were only two choices for the outcome of the Geth: A. Kill the renegade Geth who want to kill you. B. Reprogram them to not hate you anymore. Am I going crazy here? I could've sworn that Legion gave you a third option. The entire video keeps talking about how these two options were great.... but wasn't there a third? I haven't played the game since it came out, but didn't Legion say something along the lines that there is a way to remove whatever is controlling them and let them choose for themselves what they want to believe? AKA giving them free will? Or am I going CRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZY. AM I GOING CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAA-AAAZEEEEEEY?!
  15. Do you think my laptop will be able to handle that? It can handle minesweeper at max settings [barely]
  16. People think this in-depth about the relationships in ME? Seriously? They're not the slightest bit fleshed out. They're just a slightly interesting diversion from all of the other shit you're doing. This is a Bioware title. There's a reason they keep putting romances in the game, and it's because males [which are a great percentage of their demographic] have proven that they are interested in romance, as shallow as it is. As long as it's not mooshy and gooey oogey. In fact a lot of my favorite games have a romance sub-plot. Some may obsess with video game romances, I simply really enjoy them as it adds to my Shepard's personal story. The story of the man that is good throughout the entire game but then does what may be considered the evil final choice [let the council die, keep the base]. What can I say, my Shepard is only human.
  17. for all you know he's pink colored blind. There's nothing that sucks more than being colored blind, good thing I'm not. Changing topics, am I the only one that really wants to buy Link's brown tunic in this game? It's so sick.
  18. Yeah when you meet her back in Mass Effect 2, especially if you romanced her, she acts like a total fucking cunt. Then she sends you an email with a fucking smiley face and expects everything to be better? Nuh-uh missy, you fucked up. I moved on to Miranda. Honestly the only real reason they redid her character design is so people who moved on from her to another love interest will feel like they made a terrible mistake. I don't. Miranda was a more interesting character imho so I'm sticking with that. As long as she's not indoctrinated as I'm assuming Cerberus is.
  19. Dear Diary, today was a good day. Papa and I picked wild flowers. And we laid in the sunshine. Then we sang and danced for hours. I know tomorrow will be even better. So the good lord I thank. I know tomorrow will be better. Love, Anne Frank

  20. Bahahahahahaha it was just a good-ol-fun joke. Just like Mac gaming
  21. I cannot be beaten in [insert game nobody plays anymore] I am the best. I'll take any challenger! Come on Son!

  22. I cannot be beaten in [insert game nobody plays anymore] I am the best. I'll take any challenger! Come on Son!

  23. It's officially "Lazy Day After Your Last Final". Delivery food order? Check. All friends gone back to our hometown? Check. Skyrim? Check. Let's Rock'n'Roll sooooon!

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    2. TheRevanchist

      TheRevanchist

      Methinks he meant 'son'. I imagine that is how Texans talk out loud.

    3. Waldorf and Statler

      Waldorf and Statler

      yeah I meant son. Only it was meant to be a loud bro yell.

    4. TheMightyEthan

      TheMightyEthan

      I thought it was soon too, and wondered the same thing.

  24. West side story brah! SWEENEY TODD BRAH!

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