Ha, I can get behind that.
Honestly, though, I agree with some of the character stuff and there was some really nice writing.
Though, there was nowhere near enough complexity or interesting character writing (due to all the squadmates being boring paragons). And the conversation stuff was reduced in unwelcome ways, making Shepard almost bi-polar or outright psychotic.
I preferred the pace and atmosphere of the earlier games, which ME3 in no way captures (because of war). Plus, it has a single boring hub that didn't help make the galaxy feel like a place when you spend a lot of it fetching 'war banners' from a probe launch screen. Too much of it was setpieces. I really disliked a lot of the general direction of the story in some aspects.
I would put my preference of ME2 down to nostalgia from when I first played it, but I replayed it recently and I still find it entertaining. Though a lot of it probably comes down to loving the characters, who were sidelined in ME3, rather than the actual plot. Then again, it does expand the universe nicely and ties it all into your squadmates, giving it special relevance.
Obviously, with someone of BioWare's calibre, you won't get a bad game but ME3 feels like so much wasted potential and the ludicrously short development time really shows.