TheMightyEthan

He goes to animal shelters to secret masturbate the animals. That's the extent of the joke.

I googled the thing about the kilts and can't find anything site that I've ever heard of mentioning it, and the ones that do have no source.

Metal Caveman gave it to me, because he's awesome.

A prosthetic hand that gives the wearer back their sense of touch.

I thought Beauty sounded like Clementine. There was one line specifically that stood out to me, but I can't remember what it was.

I have not started it yet but plan to soon.

Gonna get down on my knees and start pleasin Jesus! Feel the salvation all over my face!

Yeah, on the civil side I almost never have a hearing that takes more than a few minutes, though sometimes I have to wait around for awhile before the judge gets to my case.

Well I actually just had the afternoon cleared for the hearing itself (preliminary hearing), I had the morning for preparing for it (reviewing the security video evidence, police reports, talking with my client, etc). The videos are the main thing, they're quite lengthy, and the prosecutor here likes to play the entire things. *Edit* - And I actually did go in to work for a couple hours this morning, but left at about 10. No one else was there, including the secretaries.

Ordinarily I wouldn't have the day off really, but I had the whole day marked out for a hearing and the court's closed. And knowing I had the hearing scheduled I got everything else I might have needed to do done yesterday.

Snow day! Yay!

I wish I had a nerdy boardgame group to play games like that with.

I just read about that machine. It's awesome, but seems like overkill. Sure computers can't generate truly random numbers, but they're random enough for dice games.

So is that what the deal is with it still being your turn? An error code won't let you finish?

I think that would be "shelving it".

Yeah, that explanation is stupid. MS and Sony are competitors in the videogame space, but it's not like they're arch enemies.

God, I gave up on the legendaries after a couple tries with that one that zooms around so fast. My ship was as upgraded as I could get and I still got slaughtered.

No, they haven't announced anything concrete. I think more than anything they're just trying to convince investors that they do realize they have a problem and they are taking steps to correct it, even if they aren't ready to say publicly what exactly those steps are.

Yeah, I've certainly seen ones with maps of which chocolates are where, but it's also not weird if it doesn't have one.

I hate how badly that scene misunderstands what deja vu is. If you clearly remember seeing the same thing twice, that's not deja vu, that's just seeing it twice. Deja vu is the vague feeling that you remember something happening before, without being able to pin it down.

That would be an incredibly stupid decision. It would mean retail games wouldn't work on the console. From (at least my) consumer prospective a $499 one with a BDROM is a better value than a $399 one without. I don't care how central to your vision Kinect is, that vision obviously isn't clicking with consumers. Dump the fucking Kinect.

Now we just need someone to photoshop that so that money is being printed by the Wii and running right through the Wii U shredder.

I'm looking forward to Outlast, and want to try Remember Me as well. I've had my eye on it for a while, but like Strangelove the reception put me off. But it's definitely worth free.