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Food poisoning sucks.
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I had to get my stomach pumped a few weeks ago because I ate some bad sushi.
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I think me and sushi are done forever now.
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I went a year without sushi because of food poisoning. I lost 15 lbs in just a few days. I'll eat sushi now, but not often and not a lot.
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Food poisoning sucks. I remember feeling atrocious and vomiting quite a bit. My case wasn't too bad and it only took me about 2 days to recover, but it was a terrible feeling.
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Sitting here, having a rough time at work, when I get a notification on my phone. "Package Delivered" GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!
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Please, if I had to tell a lie involving genitalia, I'd tell my boss I've had an erection for more than 4 hours and need to consult a doctor.
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"My anal warts are flaring up something bad. I probably shouldn't have not went to the YMCA last night. I'm just going to sit on the toilet in our shared bathroom."
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When a co-worker (from like 15 years ago) got bagged for smoking pot on his lunch break, some other co-workers covered for him by telling the boss that he shit himself and had to go home. Just saying, it never came up again.
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Hmm, seems like Amazon wants to give my Arkham Knight on Thursday and not Tuesday. Hmm... HMM...
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Amazon shipped mine yesterday and it's currently out for delivery.
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History has taught me to never preorder from Amazon unless you have literally no other options.
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Man, the worst preordering from Amazon has ever done for me is mean I don't get to start playing until like 8 PM instead of when I get off work at 5 PM.