Mister Jack

Damn it Nintendo, why do you always run out of the special editions of everything you sell before they even release? I really wanted the Majora's Mask version of the New 3DS but I can't even preorder the damn thing.

Fifteen dollars for one monster? Locking another monster behind a pre-order? Yeah, no, that is completely indefensible, especially in a title that is based entirely around its multiplayer. Shit like that would be gauche even in a free to play game, but asking for 60 dollars on top of that is practically an insult. For fuck's sake, you literally get more value out of buying a fucking Skylander than you do paying 15 dollars for one monster. At least there you're getting a figurine out of the deal, even if it is a cheap piece of crap. It costs less, too. Fuck Evolve and fuck 2K. I hope this game crashes and burns like the whore it is.

I beat Shadow of Mordor. Pretty good for a licensed game. It only has one original bone in its body (the nemesis system) but fortunately for it that one bone happens to be really, really good. The ending was a pretty big letdown, though. Oh well, still had a lot of fun with it.

It's completely retarded, I agree, but it was the only way I could get Phoenix Wright and I got Animal Crossing cheap thanks to that Fire Emblem/SMT IV deal.

If you do that, remember to transfer any digital games off the old 3DS first. I'm pretty sure you can buy the new one at the normal price, do the transfer at home, them take the old one in and get a price adjustment.

Let us know if it's any good. I was wondering about that one.

I believe you can run virtual console games off of it.

Well I already know I'm gonna be getting one of these so I hope it at least doesn't cost too much. At least I should be getting a tax rebate soon.

I borrowed my friend's copy of Shadow of Mordor. I have to admit, even though it shamelessly rips off Batman and Assassin's Creed, I'm still having a ball with it. It probably helps that this year's Assassin's Creed sucked balls, which makes this look that much better by comparison.

I am getting really sick of seeing people on social media making excuses for the Charlie Hebdo shooters by saying it doesn't matter because it was a bunch of white people or even that they were "asking for it" by printing satirical cartoons. Fuck you for a thousand years with a thousand dicks if this is the way you think.

Fuck yeah, I love that movie. Might be my favorite Tarantino film out of all of them, at least until Hateful Eight comes out.

God DAMN IT, Honda. How am I supposed to change my center brake light when the god damn torsion bars are blocking the bulb access?! I don't know how to remove the bars either and I'm afraid of breaking my trunk, which means I'm going to have to ask for help changing a light bulb like a fucking idiot. CAN I PLEASE HAVE A LOUSY TWO MONTHS WHERE SOMETHING ISN'T WRONG WITH MY FUCKING CAR!?

It happens to me on mobile websites all the time and it drives me up the wall.

I just saw a commercial for a competitive furniture making reality show. Putting aside how boring that sounds, one of the contestants actually said "I'm not here to make friends." Holy shit, it's like some people actually enjoy being a living cliche.

Feel free to refer to the cited links at the bottom if you want to be a dick about it.

Boosting is fine with me, especially since doing it otherwise would interfere with people who are trying to play the game legitimately. "I can't snipe. I have to use the spartan laser until I kill two guys in one shot." Fuck that.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/2015-charlie-hebdo-terrorist-attack Well 2015 is off to a real shitty start.

I turned that crap off. If you're just gonna restart a battle every time someone dies (which I totally would because I'm really obsessive-compulsive about that) then why even bother?

I'm trying out Guilty Gear Xrd. Definitely feels different from the last few games. Not as many characters which is a bit of a letdown, although I did download the currently-free new DLC character Elphelt and god damn she is just cute as hell I can't take it. I wish she had actual story cutscenes, damn it.