Mister Jack

Bayonetta 2 is a strong contender that hasn't been mentioned. So is Super Smash Bros. It wasn't a very good year for games though, except for the Wii U.

You're dead to me.

I was on the fence about that one when I saw it in the sale. On the one hand, I like Suda 51. On the other hand, I also hate Suda 51.

Well do post your thoughts once you've gotten into it. I'm curious.

How is Persona Q? I love Persona but I'm not so sure about these dungeon crawlers where you have to draw your own maps. It just sounds so tedious.

That thing about there being one main town for half of the game makes me raise an eyebrow.

I personally consider every foreign hack an act of war, both by us and by other countries. That said, everyone knows that sometimes you just have to pick your battles. If we started a military conflict over every spying incident we'd be living in the Warhammer universe.

This sketch...It...it was made for me... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F8HsssYlks

I think I remember the main criticism being that it's too short.

I know it's usually possible to get rid of that crap on the PC by finagling with the config file or something, but it shouldn't be a thing in the first place, especially since it's unavoidable on consoles. If all these people are so hellbent on showing their unskippable logo EVERY SINGLE TIME you boot up the game, they should at least be willing to share screen space with other logos to condense that shit down. Making me sit through a bunch of stupid little animations is extremely obnoxious.

Anyone here using that official wireless playstation gold headset? I was kinda thinking about getting one but I'd like to hear some testimonials if anybody has one.

God damn it my neighbor is such a fucking cunt. There's this old dead tree out in front of the house that was starting to become a hazard so we hired some landscapers to come and cut it down, and in the process of doing so one of the branches fell and snapped a branch from a tree that's in her yard. Mind you, this branch was hanging over into my yard anyway so legally I still have the right to trim it if I want to, but I didn't. Anyway, she sees that the branch is broken and comes out and starts a lot of shit about it so we're like "It's not a big deal, we'll just have the guys cut off the rest of the branch while they're here" but she refuses to let them touch it because she thinks they aren't licensed because they don't have a truck with their name on it (WHAT?!). I'm not gonna get into a rant about how god damn retarded that line of logic is because it gets even better. SHE CALLED THE FUCKING POLICE Yes, she called the cops on us over a broken tree branch from a landscaping job. The cops show up and talk to everyone, and she starts ranting about how she is demanding to call HER people (who are much more expensive for the same fucking work) to finish cutting down the branch and then send the bill to us. Both I and the police tell her that we're not paying for shit because the branch was already hanging over into our property but she refuses to accept it and just storms back into the house. I will not be surprised if she sends us a bill and/or tries to sue us later. I will not be surprised even one little bit. Well I'm not paying a god damn dime to anyone, especially when we already offered to have our guys cut the branch down in the first place. Fuck her tree, fuck her landscapers, and fuck that bitch right in her dried up cobweb-filled cunt.

I didn't even buy Ground Zeroes, ya goofy goober.

It should be illegal to have more than 3 unskippable splash screens when someone loads up your game.

Uhhhhhh

Ugh. A few theaters were going to show Team America on the release date instead as a form of protest, or at least to show they weren't afraid of North Korea, but now Paramount Pictures has come out and forbidden them from doing so. Fuck this earth sometimes.

There's always the chance they're just delaying the release while they work with the government to get to the bottom of this. I know they said they have no plans for release, but you don't exactly cancel a release because of terrorist threats and then openly say that you'll release it later.

I finished up Dust: An Elysian Tale so I could delete it and make some room on my hard drive. The character art isn't great and the writing can be a little stilted here and there, but it was still pretty solid on the gameplay front. I'd give it a B, I guess.

You know, I hadn't even thought about that and it seems entirely possible that played into it. I mean, honestly, nobody was going to "9/11" any theaters on the release date. That whole thing with Dark Knight Rises was one psychopath who just happened to pick that time and place to go on a rampage. The movie itself had nothing to do with it. North Korea can't even get a toaster into space. I hardly expect them to be able to coordinate a bunch of terrorist attacks on movie theaters, assuming the government was even involved in this. Even if they could, picking a fight with the US on that level is tantamount to suicide. We put up with a lot of bullshit from North Korea, but that would be where we draw the fucking line. Executing political prisoners, though? That's far more likely. Sony is really in a no-win situation here.

That movie is coming out. After all the money Sony sank into it, Jesus Christ himself couldn't stop its release.

OH, YA LIKE JOKES, HUH?

Ahhhh I won't be here in an hour.

I can do it right now if you're free.