Oh, man. For me, it doesn't apply to my roommate, but rather, my entire dorm hall.
1. The bathroom is a fucking mess. These guys can't pick up their own shit even if it was sitting on top of their own damn face. The bathroom literally has crap lying all over at any given time. On top of that, they never flush when they piss, and when they piss on the toilet, they spray it all over the damn seat.
2. The hallway is a fucking mess. Ever like seeing trash and the wall posters laying all around the floor? Yeah.
3. They are fucking loud, annoying, and stupid. They are loud because they like to be loud because they think they're all that and nobody can stop them; they play music that you can hear through the walls 4 rooms down in the middle of the day, and run down the hall hammering the doors at night. They are annoying because they are all stupid little shits with grandiose amounts of self-entitlement and absolutely no knowledge of the word 'respect' or 'silence'. They are stupid because most of them engage in the college's bum-level majors: sociology and psychology.
tl;dr: They should replace dorms with farmhouses that have plumbing. More cost-effective and the residents will fit right in.
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In fact, I have a little story to tell of what happened just this past Thursday/Friday.
By this time, it's the third and last quarter of my freshman year of university. The hallmates, in the course of an entire week, ended up permanently on my shitlist.
Every single night (LATE night, I might add, usually between the 1/2/3 AM period), the idiots always seemed to like to pick up their noise levels to absurdly stupid amounts befitting those who watch the culturally-degenerative trash known as MTV. It just so happens that in this particular night they left for somewhere which I don't particularly give two craps about, and then returned at around 2 AM, and then proceeded with their loud habits as usual. Me, however, having put up with this shit for four days straight right about now, simply opened the door, and said, in a very pissed-off voice:
"Can you please be quiet?"
Now, note this is a tone of voice that anyone who isn't my immediate family has ever seen me speaking. This is a voice that, if you're not stupid, is the kind of voice that means that shit's about to go down. Because I so rarely use this voice, that when I do, I expect someone to pay the price in blood with their pathetic mortal blood for forcing me to use such a lordly tone of voice against such useless worms. A tone of voice that means 100% business, and if you knew what was right, you'd shut the hell up and never say anything again.
So they stared at me for all of 5 seconds, gaping at the new side of this person they knew little about in sheer shock, before their MTV-educated bullshit started kicking in. Now, note again that this is at 2 AM in the morning, and they were pulling noise levels that would have woken up even a bear from it's hibernation. So they started calling me names, like 'faggot' and 'asshole', and saying that 'it's none of my damn business'. They were a group of about 8, so it's easy how one can actually feel tough when they have the numbers on their side.
Me, I don't give two shits about it. Californians, especially those brought up in today's society, are often too acclimated to the niceties of luxury to the point where they would never risk a physical engagement. Sucks for them, because that wasn't what I was going for. Words from losers like them only made me laugh, because I knew that I would finally get my chance at revenge.
So I took the proper precautions, contacted the RAs on duty (who came up to investigate the noise claims, and, as usual, the hallmates scrambled like rats and then regrouped after the RA left), emailed my hall's RA about the situation (he isn't too fond of it, either), and we will be having a hall meeting next week to sort the issue out. I will not be adhering to my usual social status as the silent bystander this time around. Anything the hallmates do as retaliation to me will only make their situation worse. As my roommate put it: "It's time to crush them with bureaucracy."
I don't go out of my way to be a jerk to people; I stay respectful. Cross the line, and you will never go back. Trust and respect are much easier to lose than they are to gain. You should all take that to heart.
tl;dr: Hallmates made the grave mistake of fucking with my sleep, now I won't stop with my payback until I run them into the fucking ground.
P.S. There are four things you never fuck with when it comes to me: my food, my videogames, my money, and my sleep.